Clown Show

Ronald McDonald, Jr.

Frosty McGillicuddy

The madman whose first name is Donald

Wants to dress up like Ronald McDonald

But he’s too fat to fit

An obese monstrous twit

For this we can blame Mitch McConnell.

McConnell, he should have impeached

And the fat fetid douche would be beached

But Mitch, he’s so bad

A coward, a cad

And the rest of us now have been leeched!