A Short Rant

Josh Day, Next Day!

It’s really funny, even as truth is delivered.

Trae’s Got The Skews-

Michigan Gets It

Michigan Dems Rally Around Trans Candidate Whose Primary Opponent Tried to Kick Her From Ballot

โ€œWhile my opponent obsesses over my gender and uses cowardly tricks to try to avoid facing me, I will continue to fight for practical solutions to problems that actually impact our communities.โ€

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Michigan Democrats are firing back after one of their ownโ€”a candidate in a state representative raceโ€”filed a complaint with the Wayne County Division of Elections, aiming to boot his primary opponent, Joanna Whaley, from the ballot. This is because Whaley is transgender and went through a legal name change process.

It seems that another contender for Michiganโ€™s 2nd State House District seat, Frank Liberati falsely believed Whaleyโ€™s name change hadnโ€™t gone through. So, last week, he accused her of running under a false name in violation of election procedures, official documents show, which were provided to Erin in the Morning by Whaley.

They also showed that Liberati went even further in his anti-trans rhetoric. The complaint invoked Whaleyโ€™s deadname (a given name a trans person no longer uses) at every turn, consistently misgendered her, or called Whaley โ€œshe/he.โ€

The Michigan Legislative LGBTQ+ Caucus denounced Liberatiโ€™s โ€œtransphobic tactics.โ€

โ€œDuring a time of increasing and relentless attacks on the trans community, submitting this sort of meritless challenge to the Wayne County Clerk serves no purpose but to stoke the flames of transphobia for personal political gain,โ€ a statement from the Caucus reads.

Democratic lawmakers further called on officials to throw out the complaint. โ€œThe Clerk should promptly reject this baseless challenge to Whaleyโ€™s candidacy and allow the voters of 2nd State House District to decide this election at the ballot box. Weaponizing transphobia as an electoral tactic has no place whatsoever in Michigan politics, and certainly not in a Democratic Party primary,โ€ the statement said.

Whaley told Erin in the Morning that she expected to encounter transphobia when running for office, but she was shocked when she learned it was from a fellow Democrat.

At the same time, she also said she has been flooded with support from voters, Party members, and leaders who were outraged by Liberatiโ€™s maneuver.

โ€œI spoke with the chair of the Michigan Democratic Party, and we are united across the state that this is not how Democrats act,โ€ Whaley said. โ€œThis is not what we represent.โ€

Whaley said Liberatiโ€™s complaint was based on outdated court filings. When Whaley first came out, excessive state fees ended up delaying aspects of her legal transition. Since then, the state legislature has passed laws to make name changes less burdensome. Whaley filed again, got her name successfully updated, and has been going by Joanna ever since.

โ€œWhen a candidate cannot run on their own merits, they resort to lies and distractions,โ€ Whaley said in a public response when news of the challenge first broke. โ€œOur campaign remains focused on the issues that matter to the residents of this district: lowering water and utility bills, expanding healthcare access, fixing our infrastructure, and protecting our freedoms.โ€

โ€œWhile my opponent obsesses over my gender and uses cowardly tricks to try to avoid facing me, I will continue to fight for practical solutions to problems that actually impact our communities,โ€ she continued.

This isnโ€™t the first time that issues with name changes and state identification laws have been weaponized against trans voters and/or candidates. Gendered party seat positions, which were initially created to advance the representation of women in office, have since become a barrier for people of marginalized genders who want to run for a position.

Meanwhile, stringent voter ID policies are poised to hinder trans and gender nonconforming peopleโ€™s ability to vote if their current documentation or gender expression doesnโ€™t match their name and gender assigned at birth. (The name change issue extends beyond trans people; married women who take their husbandโ€™s last name have also reported barriers to voting.)

In addition to her candidacy, Whaley is a parent, a hospital chaplain, and a proud Democrat. She told Erin in the Morning she was in part inspired to run for office by Liberatiโ€™s brother: Sitting member Tullio Liberati, who crossed party lines last year to vote in favor of a bill that discriminated against transgender women and girls in sports.

Transphobia, it seems, runs in the family. Frank personally signed off on the complaint submitted to officials, notary and all.

Liberati did not immediately respond to a request for comment. Prior to this race, he had served for six years as a state representative in Michiganโ€™s 13th District.

Whaley said she expects the complaint to be resolved and that she hopes to bring the conversation around her candidacy back to the issues that impact everyday voters.

โ€œ[Resorting to] this move in the first place shows that we are the campaign to beat,โ€ Whaley said. These are tactics to โ€œknock me out of the race, because [Liberati] canโ€™t win on the issues.โ€

“Letters From God”

Bless The Amazon Workers Who Crashed Bezosโ€™ Met Gala

Good job, heroes!

God

Dear Humans,

Lo, while billionaires gathered at the Met Gala to pretend they have class or culture, Amazon workers showed up outside to remind everyone what really funds their costume party.

Piss bottles.

1. The Workers Crashed The Party

Jeff Bezos paid $10 million to attend this yearโ€™s rich scumbag costume ball.

And lo, Amazon workers said: absolutely fucking not.

The Met Gala wanted to turn Bezos into a patron of the arts.

Amazon workers turned him back into the Lex Luther villain he is.

Behold, Chris Smalls and Amazon workers outside the Met Gala, reminding America who really built Bezosโ€™ empire.

(There’s a little video embedded on the page that I can’t snag and bring back. Click above on the title, or here to see the videos, and to save yourself time, read the little bit of the rest there, too. Snip)

Musical Fun via Ten Bears:

Open Windows & Clay Jones

Fugly Passport

Quick! Renew your passport before they start putting Trump’s photo on them!

Clay Jones

You got a new blog yesterday, but you didn’t get a new cartoon. Did you miss me?

From the Department of I-think-I’m-going-to-throw-up comes news that the State Department is going to issue passports featuring Donald Trump’s face. It’s not even his smiling face, either, as he’s grimacing in the photo, much like his mug shot.

Do the heads of all these agencies that’re putting Trump’s face, name, and signature on everything come up with this shit on their own, or is it ordered from the White House? Either way, everyone in the Trump administration is a sick sycophant. Why do they want us to look like North Korea? Why?

But yes, you heard correctly. They are going to put Trump’s face on American passports. If you’re like me, you worry that you won’t have a choice and that Trump’s face will be placed right next to your cheery mug, which would be sure to draw scorn as you go through customs and immigration while traveling internationally. Don’t we have enough to apologize for while traveling as Americans? (snip-MORE)


Lead sponsors and honorary chairs of the Met Gala

Maybe Jeff Bezos should buy a fashion house…

Ann Telnaes

โ€ฆinstead of owning a newspaper since he doesnโ€™t support a free press

A Few More Videos; Short, Sweet, Pertinent








From Mrs. Betty Bowers, An Awards Show!

2:00 Break!

Now Iโ€™ve heard The Man With No Name tellinโ€™ folks I donโ€™t like people laughinโ€™- says I get the crazy notion theyโ€™re laughinโ€™ at meโ€ฆ Well, thatโ€™s a load of hee-haw, for sure:

Jennifer Burville-Riley -Mule Musings

Worriedman

Mule Musings
by Jennifer Burville-Riley

Now Iโ€™ve heard The Man With No Name
tellinโ€™ folks I donโ€™t like people laughinโ€™-
says I get the crazy notion
theyโ€™re laughinโ€™
at meโ€ฆ

Well, thatโ€™s a load of hee-haw,
for sure:
Iโ€™m about as self-assured and confident a Mule
as youโ€™re likely to find
either side of the Mexican borderline.
See, my Momma was a skittish chestnut mare,
and I get my fine set oโ€™ teeth
and my elegant hooves from her
but my Pappy gave me
a donkeyโ€™s patience and an even temperโ€ฆ
shame about the ears.

So yโ€™see I ainโ€™t generally too fussed when folks are laughinโ€™.
I confess, I do hate it when folks start shootinโ€™.

Been shot at by Confederates,
been shot at by the Union,
been shot at by bandits, outlaws, inlaws,
mulateers, racketeers, pistoleers,
pursuinโ€™ posses and ambushinโ€™ enemies.
Been fired on by cannon, by pistol and by rifleโ€ฆ

By my rump, I sure could do without this rumpus nowadays.
Truth be told, Iโ€™d settle
for a quiet life,
a little paddock on the prairie.
Sometimes, I say to the cowboy:
look here, friend,
if we donโ€™t take it easy soon,
Iโ€™m gonna tell all the folks in the next saloon
just what your Momma really christened
The Man With No Name.
Then weโ€™ll see who gets the crazy idea
that people are laughinโ€™.

I found a file full of photos of Amos and the Minions I hadnโ€™t used.I went looking for a suitable poem and found this one.

And here we are! The poem is clever and funny! (Used for educational purposes only , btw) Iโ€™m glad I found it !

Thereโ€™s a story here – Penny got caught

Jenny thought it was hilarious –

Penny thought Jenny might be over doing it a bit.

And told her so-

They agreed to disagree and got over it in 10 minutes

That’s all I got room for – Thanks for dropping by!