SPECIAL MASTER – A Parody | I Feel Pretty | Lyrics by John Emory

LYRICS John Emory I am special Oh, so special I have privilege that most will deny On Truth Social I’ll show everyone how I can lie It’s seditious ‘gainst my wishes Forget national security Oh, my Precious! Give my documents back to me See the famous man in that portrait there How rich d’ya think he must be Such an orange face Such head of hair Such a creepy smile Such a special me! There’s excitement And indictment Legal plans that consist of delays ‘Cause I’m loved By a pretty and wonderful base! I’ll outlast a Special master A Top Secret disaster concealed If I have to Find a judge to hear my appeals