For Those Paying Attention

You Might Be a Redneck Moron if…

You might be a moron if …. your presidential candidate needs permission from his parole officer to campaign in another state.

You might be a moron if …. your presidential candidate is has to pardon himself for crimes he committed during his last run.

You might be a moron if …. your presidential candidate’s heroes are Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un.

You might be a moron if …. your presidential candidate is running because his Washington DC hotel needs money.

You might be a moron if …. your presidential candidate’s most qualified endorsements are Hulk Hogan and Kid Rock.

You might be a moron if …. your presidential candidate can’t call on his former advisory staff to help him because they haven’t made parole yet.

You might be a moron if …. your presidential candidate’s former cabinet have referred to him as unfit for office.

You might be a moron if …. your presidential candidate is your hero because he is going to close the southern border, but refused to do anything on it until his third year in office and only after he made sure he and his other billionaire friends got a tax break, but summarily failed – then his friend got your donation money to put up a fence but actually stole the money, for which he was then pardoned by your candidate~~!

You might be a moron if …. you think a civilly liable fraudster, rapist and ‘friend of Epstein’, felonious, treasonous, billionaire whose first acts of his former presidency was to give billionaires a tax break and destroyed the regulations for the safety of the citizens, downplayed and mishandled an international epidemic that killed hundreds of thousands then blamed the scientists who were seeking to save the world – speaks for you because he thinks like you do.

But, oh yeah… “Biden’s Old”.

hugs! -randy