Up On The Roof

Roof-Top Idiot by Clay Jones

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I had a Beagle years ago, Chubbs, and he was a character. For example, one day I came home and he was on the roof.

Why was the dog on the roof? It’s something you don’t see every day. Chubbs was on the roof because he was roof pooping. Yes, the dog was crapping on the roof. But I figured out that he made it to the roof by jumping from a balcony. My sister was home, and she figured she could leave the second-floor balcony door open because it was on the second floor. But the reason you ask, “Why is the dog on the roof?” because he doesn’t belong there.

When you see Donald Trump on the roof of the White House, you have to ask, “Why is the president (sic) of the United States on the roof of the White House. When reporters discovered he was there, one shouted the question, “Sir, why are you on the roof?” And then, in idiotic Trump fashion, he conducted a press conference from the roof, shouting down answers to reporters.

Stephen Colbert asked on his canceled show, “That’s not a question you hear asked for a world leader that often.” He said, “It’s right up there with ‘Your Majesty, where are your pants?”

This is like when grandpa gets lost and ends up on the roof. How he got up there is a mystery, but you still have to call the fire department to get him down. But do you really? Couldn’t we have just left Trump on the roof? We could just toss him a Big Mac now and then, and he should be OK. Right?

Colbert asked rhetorically, “What does any of this mean? How are you the guy in charge? Why do we have to pretend? Why do we have to pretend it’s normal when an old man wanders around a roof and shouts at us?”

I wonder if Trump gets that question every time he meets a foreign leader. How are you the guy in charge?

This is not normal, and it’s not just the roof thing. How did a stupid grifting carnival barker end up in the White House….TWICE? And the reason Trump was on the roof isn’t normal either. (snip-MORE, and it’s great)

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Published by ali redford

I love dogs and people. I want living creatures to thrive. I love to cook, and share the food, but ya gotta get in line in front of the dog.

4 thoughts on “Up On The Roof”

  1. And the major question for me is, “why is there even a Donald Trump in the WhiteHouse at all, for any reason?” It’s like going to church on Sunday to find a carnival barker in clown makeup, leading the congregation in prayer…

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  2. the CLOWN will try to get anyone’s attention at this time, because he wants that spotlight on only him, that’s what you get for, electing a PSYCHOPATH with narcissistic personality tendencies into office, look how he’d, MESSED up the economy with his god damn tariffs, and he will certainly, send Uncle Sam, STRAIGHT into, a brand new state of Great Depression like in the FDR presidency, and it will still be that next guy who end up, carrying the burdens of his predecessor’s, mistakes.

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