with book covers that just shouldn’t be. (Aww, it didn’t reblog; click through to enjoy the whole piece, and you will; keyboard alert!)
Cover Snark: Crabs, Gynos, & Dragons – Oh My
by Amanda · Nov 24, 2025 at 2:00 am · View all 6 comments
Welcome back to Cover Snark!

Elyse: Is this a PSA?
Tara: Or a how-to guide? Do you need hats and/or scarves to transport the crabs after you catch them?
Sarah: Gloves, too.
Tara: Oh yeah, the tiny ones can go in the fingers.
Claudia: Hmm my mind went to pubic crabs, I’m so sorry…
Sarah: Oh, me, too. I figured that was why their hair was covered.

(snip-go read this, it’s hilarious!)
https://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/202hi5/11/cover-snark-crabs-gynos-dragons-oh-my/
Hahahahaaaa the crabs cover got me into stitches even without any commentary. Gosh, my mind is dirty…. 😎
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This column never fails! They find covers, and ask questions. It’s fun and funny, but you have to protect your screen and keyboard!
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