Some laughs for Monday Morning






“Letters From God”

Bless The Amazon Workers Who Crashed Bezosโ€™ Met Gala

Good job, heroes!

God

Dear Humans,

Lo, while billionaires gathered at the Met Gala to pretend they have class or culture, Amazon workers showed up outside to remind everyone what really funds their costume party.

Piss bottles.

1. The Workers Crashed The Party

Jeff Bezos paid $10 million to attend this yearโ€™s rich scumbag costume ball.

And lo, Amazon workers said: absolutely fucking not.

The Met Gala wanted to turn Bezos into a patron of the arts.

Amazon workers turned him back into the Lex Luther villain he is.

Behold, Chris Smalls and Amazon workers outside the Met Gala, reminding America who really built Bezosโ€™ empire.

(There’s a little video embedded on the page that I can’t snag and bring back. Click above on the title, or here to see the videos, and to save yourself time, read the little bit of the rest there, too. Snip)

2:00 Break!

Now Iโ€™ve heard The Man With No Name tellinโ€™ folks I donโ€™t like people laughinโ€™- says I get the crazy notion theyโ€™re laughinโ€™ at meโ€ฆ Well, thatโ€™s a load of hee-haw, for sure:

Jennifer Burville-Riley -Mule Musings

Worriedman

Mule Musings
by Jennifer Burville-Riley

Now Iโ€™ve heard The Man With No Name
tellinโ€™ folks I donโ€™t like people laughinโ€™-
says I get the crazy notion
theyโ€™re laughinโ€™
at meโ€ฆ

Well, thatโ€™s a load of hee-haw,
for sure:
Iโ€™m about as self-assured and confident a Mule
as youโ€™re likely to find
either side of the Mexican borderline.
See, my Momma was a skittish chestnut mare,
and I get my fine set oโ€™ teeth
and my elegant hooves from her
but my Pappy gave me
a donkeyโ€™s patience and an even temperโ€ฆ
shame about the ears.

So yโ€™see I ainโ€™t generally too fussed when folks are laughinโ€™.
I confess, I do hate it when folks start shootinโ€™.

Been shot at by Confederates,
been shot at by the Union,
been shot at by bandits, outlaws, inlaws,
mulateers, racketeers, pistoleers,
pursuinโ€™ posses and ambushinโ€™ enemies.
Been fired on by cannon, by pistol and by rifleโ€ฆ

By my rump, I sure could do without this rumpus nowadays.
Truth be told, Iโ€™d settle
for a quiet life,
a little paddock on the prairie.
Sometimes, I say to the cowboy:
look here, friend,
if we donโ€™t take it easy soon,
Iโ€™m gonna tell all the folks in the next saloon
just what your Momma really christened
The Man With No Name.
Then weโ€™ll see who gets the crazy idea
that people are laughinโ€™.

I found a file full of photos of Amos and the Minions I hadnโ€™t used.I went looking for a suitable poem and found this one.

And here we are! The poem is clever and funny! (Used for educational purposes only , btw) Iโ€™m glad I found it !

Thereโ€™s a story here – Penny got caught

Jenny thought it was hilarious –

Penny thought Jenny might be over doing it a bit.

And told her so-

They agreed to disagree and got over it in 10 minutes

That’s all I got room for – Thanks for dropping by!

“May Day”

https://www.gocomics.com/frazz/2026/05/01

I Thought It Was The One You Feed, But This Makes Sense

https://www.gocomics.com/jim-benton-cartoons/2026/04/30

This Week’s “Lay Lines”

https://www.gocomics.com/lay-lines

Dance, Dance; Also Laugh


More Fun + A Little Eye Candy

Cover Snark: Detective Stabler, Is That You?

byย Amandaย ยท Apr 27, 2026 at 2:00 amย 

Welcome back to Cover Snark!

Elyse: The artist was sick the day they learned to draw the lower body.

Sneezy: Never skip leg day.

Amanda: Her dress reminds me of thoseย Barbie dress cakes.

Sarah: That is just So Much Dress.

Also, are his trousers open in the front?! My word!


From Syntha: I donโ€™t even know where to start with this one.

Sarah: He looks like someone. Who does he look like. Itโ€™s going to bug me until I figure it out.

Elyse: Itโ€™s orange Detective Stabler.

Sarah: YES I THINK YOU ARE RIGHT.

Elyse:ย Doink Doink!


Sarah: Syntha also sent this and I have to say, I respect the attempt:

Syntha: The giraffe neck just looks so silly rising out of the jacket.

Amanda: Honestly, this one is perfect.

No notes.

Elyse: His center of gravity is just so fucked up.

Can you imagine the orthopedic issues that guy has?

Sarah: I really canโ€™t fault any of it.


Sarah: This was a suggestion while I was looking at the Neckromancer (I see what was done there) and in icon size it looks like he is drooling.

Amanda: You can just tell this man has an overinflated ego.

Sarah: He is his own Chosen Champion, huh? Yeah, I see it.

(snip-Far MORE snark in the comments, on the page)

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