A tiny bit coarse, maybe?
This is one that will make us smile instead of giggle.
A tiny bit coarse, maybe?
This is one that will make us smile instead of giggle.

Dear Humans,
Lo, while billionaires gathered at the Met Gala to pretend they have class or culture, Amazon workers showed up outside to remind everyone what really funds their costume party.
Piss bottles.

1. The Workers Crashed The Party
Jeff Bezos paid $10 million to attend this yearโs rich scumbag costume ball.
And lo, Amazon workers said: absolutely fucking not.
The Met Gala wanted to turn Bezos into a patron of the arts.
Amazon workers turned him back into the Lex Luther villain he is.
Behold, Chris Smalls and Amazon workers outside the Met Gala, reminding America who really built Bezosโ empire.
(There’s a little video embedded on the page that I can’t snag and bring back. Click above on the title, or here to see the videos, and to save yourself time, read the little bit of the rest there, too. Snip)
If you don’t care to read the poetry, scroll on down to the photos-guaranteed to cheer you!
Mule Musings by Jennifer Burville-Riley Now Iโve heard The Man With No Name tellinโ folks I donโt like people laughinโ- says I get the crazy notion theyโre laughinโ at meโฆ Well, thatโs a load of hee-haw, for sure: Iโm about as self-assured and confident a Mule as youโre likely to find either side of the Mexican borderline. See, my Momma was a skittish chestnut mare, and I get my fine set oโ teeth and my elegant hooves from her but my Pappy gave me a donkeyโs patience and an even temperโฆ shame about the ears. So yโsee I ainโt generally too fussed when folks are laughinโ. I confess, I do hate it when folks start shootinโ. Been shot at by Confederates, been shot at by the Union, been shot at by bandits, outlaws, inlaws, mulateers, racketeers, pistoleers, pursuinโ posses and ambushinโ enemies. Been fired on by cannon, by pistol and by rifleโฆ By my rump, I sure could do without this rumpus nowadays. Truth be told, Iโd settle for a quiet life, a little paddock on the prairie. Sometimes, I say to the cowboy: look here, friend, if we donโt take it easy soon, Iโm gonna tell all the folks in the next saloon just what your Momma really christened The Man With No Name. Then weโll see who gets the crazy idea that people are laughinโ.
I found a file full of photos of Amos and the Minions I hadnโt used.I went looking for a suitable poem and found this one.
And here we are! The poem is clever and funny! (Used for educational purposes only , btw) Iโm glad I found it !









(I was hoping since I’d copied those grouped as on the page, they’d load that way, but no. No way I can find that WP will do side by side photos, even when picked up together. My apologies for those who scroll on their phones!)
Thereโs a story here – Penny got caught



Jenny thought it was hilarious –

Penny thought Jenny might be over doing it a bit.

And told her so-

They agreed to disagree and got over it in 10 minutes



That’s all I got room for – Thanks for dropping by!
I’m so sorry, Scottie; I haven’t gotten comics read all week, but here it is in the same week it went up, anyway! Apologies also to any other reader who missed this so far this week. I’ll try to do better!

(Not at the dancing; it’s great! So is the comedian.)
From The Smart Ones:
byย Amandaย ยท Apr 27, 2026 at 2:00 amย
Welcome back to Cover Snark!

Elyse: The artist was sick the day they learned to draw the lower body.
Sneezy: Never skip leg day.
Amanda: Her dress reminds me of thoseย Barbie dress cakes.
Sarah: That is just So Much Dress.
Also, are his trousers open in the front?! My word!

From Syntha: I donโt even know where to start with this one.
Sarah: He looks like someone. Who does he look like. Itโs going to bug me until I figure it out.
Elyse: Itโs orange Detective Stabler.
Sarah: YES I THINK YOU ARE RIGHT.
Elyse:ย Doink Doink!

Sarah: Syntha also sent this and I have to say, I respect the attempt:
Syntha: The giraffe neck just looks so silly rising out of the jacket.
Amanda: Honestly, this one is perfect.
No notes.
Elyse: His center of gravity is just so fucked up.
Can you imagine the orthopedic issues that guy has?
Sarah: I really canโt fault any of it.

Sarah: This was a suggestion while I was looking at the Neckromancer (I see what was done there) and in icon size it looks like he is drooling.
Amanda: You can just tell this man has an overinflated ego.
Sarah: He is his own Chosen Champion, huh? Yeah, I see it.
(snip-Far MORE snark in the comments, on the page)
I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t post some comedy & fun shorts, and I haven’t put in much comedy beyond Trae, and Josh. Enjoy!
All device protection from beverage spray protocol should be observed.