Gay MAGA Complain About Getting Banned From Gay Bars by God
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Dear Humans,
BEHOLD! Gay Republicans are finding out they cannot wear the red hat of hatred in LGBTQ+ nightclubs.

1. Gay Bar Bans Bigots
Last week, Badlands, a beloved LGBTQ+ nightclub in Sacramento, posted this heavenly announcement:
βMoving forward, MAGA-related attire will not be allowed in the venue. This decision is not about banning political beliefs β it is about ensuring that Badlands remains a space where our community feels comfortable and supported.β
Thatβs not censorship. Thatβs community care. And this is not the first bar to make the news for banning MAGA, either. Last week a bar in Indianapolis went viral for kicking out one of these bigots.

2. βWhat the Heck? Letβs See What Happensβ
Steven Bourassa, the idiotic Trump supporter whose actions inspired the bar to make the change, told local news station KCRA:
βIβve never worn a red [Make America Great Again] hat to the gay bars before. I said, βWhat the heck? Letβs see what happens.β We were having drinks and hanging out, and it was a pleasant time. So I was really impressed. And I complimented security on the good job they did.β
What didst this imbecile think wouldst happen?!?
This is not a prank show. This is real life. And youβre not the main character.

3. βItβs About Bullyingβ
βThis decision is not based upon protecting our community,β said Preston Romero, president of the Log Cabin Republicans of Sacramento.
βItβs about bullying and singling out one particular political ideology. And we believe that thatβs unfair.β
WHAT HEINOUS HYPOCRISY!!! Because when trans kids are banned from sports, queer teachers are forced back into the closet, and drag queens are treated like criminalsβthey donβt say ONE DAMN WORD.
But when a gay bar sets a boundary to protect its patrons from symbols of literal hatred? Suddenly itβs bullying? Give God a damn break!

4. Godβs Final Word
And after all the hypocritical outrage, Bourassa says heβll still go to Badlands but heβll just leave the hat at home.
βI didnβt have any problems,β he said. βIβll still go backβ¦ but Iβll leave the hat at home now.β
This man got banned, agreed with the ban, and is going right back.
REJOICE, everyone! We finally found the thing that can break the MAGA cultβ¦and apparently itβs gay sex.

5. Weβre Fighting Back And Itβs Working
This isnβt just a moment, itβs momentum.
And itβs building everywhere you look.
People are fighting back everywhere.

Hereβs how we fight:
- Keep people engaged & informedΒ with truth, hope and laughter.
- Rally thousands of voicesΒ to push back against fascism.
- Build an independent platformΒ where truth canβt be silenced.
And itβs working.
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