Christmas Eve Cover Snark!

These are so funny! Worth the click. I have AdBlock Plus on my puter; the link shows disable ad blocker even though I did because I love SBTB. Just ignore that on this page, and go read-it’s worth it, and the ads interestingly sometimes correlate (they’re all for books)!

So I said I would, maybe,

make a post about the noshies. I have a few minutes, so lets see if I can do it.

The other day, I exchanged treats with another good friend-we’ve been exchanging gifts family to family for 31 years. Sometimes crafty things, sometimes foodstuff treats, sometimes seasonal decorations, whatever. We don’t decide ahead of time, we just do what we feel. The past few years, we are older, of course, and it’s been foodstuffs because it’s easy to just make extra of what we’re making for our own households, then give it away. This year, I made up the afore-mentioned peppermint bark and snickerdoodles, and did up some candy-cane-dusted chocolate covered pretzels. I took photos:

The one on the left hand side is what we received, and holycowthisisaddictive. The photo on the right shows our gift with the lid on, and the snickerdoodles I shared; we have a few left over. Our gifts to give are packed up in boxes similar to the one we received. I’m sorry about no bark photo; every morsel of it is given away. It was dark chocolate, crushed candycanes, white “chocolate” layered on top, with more candy cane dust. Pretzels are pretzels.

OK, so. Yesterday I mentioned I ate a donut. The day before, I put a hurt (for me, anyway,) on the snack mix we received. I’m a nosher, and usually keep fresh veggies around so that when I’ve got enough calories, I can still nosh. I read the best thing in Yoga Journal one time: vegetables do not make a person fat. It’s the truth. Better for us raw, but even cooked, if it’s only veggies-no dip, cheese, butter, etc.-you can eat what you like, and they don’t make you fat. And as to dip, salsa is permissible, because, again, it’s vegetables. Raw carrots are delicious dipped in salsa, but likely as I did, you’ll have to find out by trying it, because I didn’t believe it, either. Anyway, I’m not including potatoes or corn as veggies; I mean veggies a person would eat raw. The thing is, they have lots of water along with all the wonderful nutrients, and even if a person eats a whole bag of carrots or bell peppers or turnips or celery, etc., it won’t make them fat. It would also take a long, long time. I read all this back then in a magazine I trust. Most people won’t eat that much at a time, and will lose their naughty craving well before they’ve polished off all the little carrots.

Well, I needed a nosh, went for the carrots and saw I’d picked up a package of a blend of various lettuces and spinach, and thought, cool! Chips. So, I spread out a cup (1 serving is a cup, fwiw. It fits on my sheet) and sprinkled a bit of water, then seasoned the leaves while I was waiting for the oven to heat to 375.

The photo on the right hand shows the raw leaves, and the seasoning I used. I like salt-free seasoning; veggies have flavor on their own that I enjoy plus plenty of sodium, but chips need a little oomph. This time it was Florida Hope Seasoned Pepper (which really needs to be in everything savory,) and a garlic salt called Justice that has shallots, garlic, onion, green peppercorns, chives, and green onion, but No Salt. It has the salty texture, though. It’s awesome on popcorn.

The photo on the lefthand is of the chips when I took them out of the oven (375 degrees, 15 minutes. Ovens will vary.) They are light, crispy, will not dip, but really solve that chips craving a person might get. And even with the water roasted out, you can eat as many of these as you can, and not get fat.

Well, time to see how this looks, and get it put up. I hope everyone has some fun exploring what they like to do to avoid overeating the delicious rich treats we have this time of year. And I hope Scottie maybe finds this a way he can get a little more nutrition in when he loses his appetite!

I need a tagline, the way Julia and Lidia have taglines. But I can’t steal those, of course. So, here’s to a great afternoon. Also, to anyone who’s made kale chips: this mixture does not contain kale, so the aroma kale produces turning into chips will not be present. Yay!

We All Need This Laugh-

Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 20, 2024

Calvin and Hobbes Comic Strip for December 20, 2024

I Got To Sunday Toons Very Late

but here’s this Sunday toon on Monday morning! 😄

WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for December 15, 2024

WuMo Comic Strip for December 15, 2024

Have some comics this afternoon

Close to Home by John McPherson for December 12, 2024

Close to Home Comic Strip for December 12, 2024

Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 12, 2024

Dark Side of the Horse Comic Strip for December 12, 2024


Lard’s World Peace Tips by Keith Tutt and Daniel Saunders for December 12, 2024

Lard's World Peace Tips Comic Strip for December 12, 2024


M2Bulls by Marty Two Bulls Sr. for December 12, 2024

M2Bulls Comic Strip for December 12, 2024

So, I Did A Thing (again) The Other Day-

Cartoon Nine Four Seven by Josh Lieb

Injection Read on Substack

Santa’s bedroom. Santa, looking very scrawny, is trying on his red suit. The jacket is way too big and the pants are falling down. Mrs. Claus, annoyed, says: “I told you not to get those stupid shots.”

Some people just look better fat.

Ali Redford ends a long, long drought of reader art by submitting this wonderful nine four six:

Ali thought my cartoon was funny even though, she confesses, she’d never previously heard about the free U2 album that mysteriously appeared on peoples’ phones ten years ago. It occurred to me while I was writing it that I might mystify some of my younger readers. So yeah, while they were rolling out a new iPhone a decade ago, Apple and U2 rather presumptuously “gave” all iPhone users this new U2 album. Everyone woke up with it on their phone and just felt… invaded. Even U2 fans were a little put off. I think it bothered people to discover that they were not in charge of their own phone.

Most people deleted the album (or kept it and enjoyed it). Then there were people like me, who had the unwanted album follow them, from phone to phone, for a decade.

Ali, I love the cartoon you drew — it’s maybe your best yet. The women feel very real, and the speaker’s sense of liberation is palpable. Thank you!

The rest of you: get to work drawing my cartoons.

(snip)

I Just Had To-


Close to Home by John McPherson for December 10, 2024

Close to Home Comic Strip for December 10, 2024

“2024 Word of the Year: Polarization”

Plus ‘demure,’ ‘totality,’ ‘allision,’ and other words that defined the year

9 Dec 2024

https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/word-of-the-year

Armageddon Update

(Stick with it; he puts things together well, and the Armageddon part isn’t all of it.)

Happy Thanksgiving, However You May Observe It!

Protect your keyboard, and enjoy some Cover Snark!

Cover Snark: A Possible Bathroom Emergency

by Amanda · Nov 25, 2024 at 4:00 am · View all 18 comments

Welcome back to Cover Snark!

Star Crossed Captive by J.E. McDonald. A scruffy shirtless man in space. He is turned away from us and looking of his shoulder. It looks like he's wearing black dress slacks and has a big ol' juicy booty. The background is space with a big glowing space station in the back.

From Jen: Maybe it’s me but this head does not look natural on this body.

Sarah: Definitely not the head that body came with. Also, is that the dude from Downton Abbey?

Elyse: Looks like Sebastian Stan to me.

Maya: It looks like BBL Spaceman had one too many surgeries.

I think we need some input from all of you! Does this cover say:

  • Stain-Crossed
  • Stair-Crossed
  • Stan-Crossed
  • Other

(See on the page.)

His Darkest Desire by Tiffany Roberts. A green glowing forest. A greenish gray man with long dark hair and dark green, translucent, veiny wings has his arms wrapped about a curvy woman. She has wavy, light brown hair and is wearing a light blue bikini top and matching, gauzy skirt. Glowing blue jellyfish are floating around them.

Sneezy: Why is his left hand in a different plane of existence than the rest of everything? Are push-up bras in fashion again? Where did her legs go? Are those flying jellyfish? Inquiring minds want to know

Shana: I wish more covers incorporated flying jellyfish.

Sarah: I too am most curious about the glowy flying jellyfish! Like, are they buddies? Do they follow the Cursed One around like little night lights?

The Balance of Fates by Raquel Raelynn. An illustrated cover. The background is a full moon behind a multicolored fall of water. One woman has a blonde bob. She has on a red dress with thin straps and a long chain necklace. Her arms are around the woman in front. That woman is Black with afro style hair with a gilded headband. She has on a blue and silver long-sleeved dress. Her hair is producing swirling streams of light.

Shana: Something is wrong with their bodies but I can’t put my finger on what…

Elyse: They look like mannequins.

Sarah: The one on the right has a very very long sternum.

And the hand on the shoulder seems detached? Not touching anything?

Katee Roberts quoted someone when I interviewed her saying that looking for AI in a cover is like trying to see the fae.

That’s how this feels.

One is Never Enough by Kali Noir. A very red and smoky cover. There's just a headless and shirtless man, but he's positioned upside down, as if he's lying on his back and lifting his hips up at an angle. He appears to be struggling to pull his pants off. He's also covered in water droplets.

From Kareni: Here is a cover to consider for cover snark. Frankly, I have a difficult time figuring out what I am looking at.

Sarah: WHEEEEEEEE!

Elyse: Does he have to pee? Is that why he’s pulling on his pants?

(snip)