I Have Been Compared To A Bear Before,

and this is why. MUTTS struck me today, because I feel exhausted and wish to hibernate. All’s well; some days are just like that, you know? 🥱 🙂

(This is nice; it’s the rest of the MUTTS email.)

“If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.”

Charles M. Schulz

Josh Day Next Day

Food reviews, other interesting bits from Australian travel Josh took. Of course protect your screen and keyboard in prep for those little unexpected reactions/remarks he makes while telling a story!

Josh Day Next Day

Enjoy, and be aware of your keyboard’s presence.

Obviously I’d Intended To Post This A Few Days Ago, But Didn’t Get It Done.

Enjoy it anyway; it isn’t as if we aren’t going to eat again until next Thanksgiving! I hope not, anyway; if that’s true, be sure to let us know, seriously. Meanwhile, have a smile with music.

Josh Day Next Day

Some Fun

with book covers that just shouldn’t be. (Aww, it didn’t reblog; click through to enjoy the whole piece, and you will; keyboard alert!)

Cover Snark: Crabs, Gynos, & Dragons – Oh My

by Amanda · Nov 24, 2025 at 2:00 am · View all 6 comments

Welcome back to Cover Snark!

Elyse: Is this a PSA?

Tara: Or a how-to guide? Do you need hats and/or scarves to transport the crabs after you catch them?

Sarah: Gloves, too.

Tara: Oh yeah, the tiny ones can go in the fingers.

Claudia: Hmm my mind went to pubic crabs, I’m so sorry…

Sarah: Oh, me, too. I figured that was why their hair was covered.

(snip-go read this, it’s hilarious!)

https://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/202hi5/11/cover-snark-crabs-gynos-dragons-oh-my/

Josh Day Next Day!

Remember to protect your keyboards.

Also, Josh is hosting TDS this week: https://www.youtube.com/@TheDailyShow .

Yesterday’s Kind Thoughts Today

https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2025/09/21

Extra, Extra, Read All About It!

Urgent Breaking News by gene weingarten

Special to The Washington Pist from The Washington Ghost Read on Substack

Hello. Today…

… is proud to re-publish, here, an unsigned parody newspaper that showed up on the streets around The Post building today, tucked under windshield wipers, etc. It’s four pages. That is the front page above, top and bottom, and the back page. It appears to be generated by Brits — they use the word “lorries” and “toilet rolls” — and is about Jeff Bezos’s revoltingly, ostentatiously tone-deafedly expensive upcoming marriage in Venice to the generously bodiced Lauren Sanchez at a time when his Post is drastically contracting its operation and jettisoning sections to save money, and when his overworked Amazon employees earn peanuts and have to pee in jars to meet their quotas.

That’s really all I have to report. Whoever is responsible for it is clearly a journalist and clearly paid quite a bit to produce it. It is very worth reading.

More stuff tomorrow.

Gene Pool Gene Poll: (snip-Go Vote! Click above on “Read On Substack”.)

Have some comics this afternoon

Close to Home by John McPherson for December 12, 2024

Close to Home Comic Strip for December 12, 2024

Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 12, 2024

Dark Side of the Horse Comic Strip for December 12, 2024


Lard’s World Peace Tips by Keith Tutt and Daniel Saunders for December 12, 2024

Lard's World Peace Tips Comic Strip for December 12, 2024


M2Bulls by Marty Two Bulls Sr. for December 12, 2024

M2Bulls Comic Strip for December 12, 2024