This is me and Corky. She’s got a grudge because she’s on a food strike and is hungry, and I gather from that that she believes I’m not dressing up her food well enough. This being the 3d day of her strike, she gets straight food and nothing else until she eats it. And she will, but she won’t like me until after she eats.
So, I enjoy Jack Black’s talent, however he applies it; he’s multi-talented. I’ve read headlines this week, and yesterday afternoon during a jog, I decided to read one of the stories about something the band Tenacious D said post-the Don shooting. I’m going to put it in here, just for general comment. I’ll add mine at the bottom. If you click through to the page, there are a couple of vids, and a photo or 2 I didn’t copy.
Tenacious D’s Trump shocker upends a career of perfectly judged musical comedy
Jack Black and Kyle Gass’s duo are on hiatus after an off-colour comment about the Trump shooting – a rare misstep after years of arena-filling antics
Is this the end of Jack Black’s spoof rock band Tenacious D? It could be, after his bandmate Kyle Gass’s comments on Sunday led his more famous partner to cancel their world tour and announce “all future creative plans are on hold”.
The band were midway through a show in Sydney when Black suggested his bandmate make a wish for his birthday. “Don’t miss Trump next time,” Gass responded, apparently referring to the attempted assassination of the former US president the day before. Both have long been critical of Trump, but Black seems to have quickly realised the joke had crossed a line. “I would never condone hate speech or encourage political violence in any form,” he later said in a statement, claiming to have been “blindsided” by the comment.
For his part, the equally mortified Gass wrote: “The line I improvised Sunday night in Sydney was highly inappropriate, dangerous and a terrible mistake. I don’t condone violence in any kind, in any form, against anyone. What happened [the shooting] was a tragedy, and I’m incredibly sorry for my severe lack of judgement.”
If this is indeed the end, it’s a sad and sorry demise for a partnership which always seemed to know exactly where to draw the line. Their shows may long have been littered with F-bombs, references to sexual deviancy, drug abuse, inflatable Satans and a parody of a power ballad titled Fuck Her Gently, but it’s always been in good fun and there’s never been anything actively, properly outrageous. Equally, as Gass’s comment about improvisation suggests, what makes this howler so out of character is that their stage routines are usually meticulously scripted with the same precision they bring to the visuals (giant robots, dragons and all) and the music.
Anyone who’s seen a Tenacious D show will know that they weren’t just a great spoof rock band, but a fantastic rock band in themselves. Partly, this was because, like This Is Spinal Tap, Black and Gass had a deep knowledge and indeed affection for the subject they were sending up.
Their gigantic rubber demon was based on 80s rocker Dio’s real-life 18ft dragon, Denzil. Their “sound crew solo” drily went “check, 1-2”. From Black’s operatic metal vocal to their exquisite guitar duelling, the musicianship has always been impeccable and while their songwriting wasn’t always as good, their best epic anthems could almost have been lost rock classics themselves (had they not been full of lyrics about beasts and farting). The masterful Tribute retold the meet-the-devil-at-the-crossroads myth so well they created the “greatest song in the world”, promptly forgetting how it went (hence the “tribute”). Such masterly, knowing tomfoolery enjoyed the respect of “real-life” peers from Beck to Pearl Jam. Dave Grohl was certainly in on the joke when the oft-called “nicest guy in rock” agreed to star as Satan in the video for Tribute, and then also the 2006 Tenacious D film The Pick of Destiny.
At the heart of their art was a deep, decades-long friendship between Black and Gass, which produced such wonderful chemistry onstage. Having met as struggling actors who formed the group in 1994 as a joke, before films such as High Fidelity or School of Rock turned Black into a superstar, their bond was strong enough to survive Black’s career upturn. The actor-singer once knowingly compared the duo to “Simon and Garfunkel and Black Sabbath mixed together” and indeed, just as Art Garfunkel’s voice needed Paul Simon’s songs and vice versa, Black’s comic timing benefited hugely from the classically trained Gass’s formidable abilities as a musician and comedic foil.
Tenacious D performing at the AO Arena in Manchester in May. Photograph: Christopher Thomond/The Guardian
Their fortunes certainly waxed and waned – The Pick of Destiny flopped at the box office – but 2012 album Rize of the Fenix hit the US and UK Top 10 and this latest tour returned them to arenas around the world. On their recent British dates, audiences chanted “D!” and sang along with every word. One of the funniest bits was a sketch in which Gass dramatically “left the band”, leading Black to respond with a heartfelt ballad titled Dude (I Totally Miss You). Only time will tell whether the seemingly now genuinely estranged pair will get the band back together.
So, first, I can easily see how this comment could escape a person’s head in that particular moment, aloud, before the person could get ahold of it. I’m not certain, though, because I’m not a popular performer, whether the additional exhilaration of performing would make it easier or more difficult to get ahold of a phrase than, say, me in a conversation with people who may or may not disagree with me. Obviously, as anti-gun as I am, it’s not something I’m going to say, and I don’t recall it occurring to me at the time of the shooting, even in the dark-humored part of me that does exist. But I’m not seeing why this is so bad for this band, really. They ought to do a few fundraisers for gun control/mass shooting locations/things like that, I think, but I’m not sure this is go-away-and-never-show-their-faces-again bad, especially since it was a single sentence, not a tirade, and there was an ASAP apology that seems sincere. Others’s mileage may vary, so let’s talk.
‘Maniac Murder Cult’ plotted to have person in Santa costume poison kids in New York City
Michail Chkhikvishvili, a neo-Nazi leader from the country of Georgia, was indicted this week on charges including soliciting hate crimes and acts of mass violence in New York City.
In Simone de Beauvoir’s 1945 novel The Blood of Others, the narrator, Jean Blomart, reports on his childhood friend Marcel’s reaction to the word “revolution”:It was senseless to try to change anything in the world or in life; things were bad enough even if one did not meddle with them.
The Inflation Reduction Act – which Congress passed in 2022 without any Republican votes – provided an about $80 billion, 10-year investment to the IRS. The agency plans to hire tens of thousands of IRS employees with that money – but only some will be IRS agents who conduct audits and investigations. Many people will be hired for non-agent roles, such as customer service representatives. And a significant number of the hires are expected to fill the vacant posts left by retirements and other attrition, not take newly created positions.
The 85,000 figure comes from a 2021 Treasury Department report that estimated the IRS could hire 86,852 full-time employees – not solely enforcement agents – over the course of a decade with a nearly $80 billion investment.
From CNN’s Katie Lobosco
*Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene on Transgender Day of Visibility
Greene said while attacking Democrats in her convention speech that “the establishment in Washington” held Transgender Day of Visibility on Easter this year.
“They promised normalcy and gave us Transgender Visibility Day on Easter Sunday,” the Georgia Republican said.
Facts first:This claim needs context. Transgender Day of Visibility has been held annually on March 31 since it was started in 2009 as a day of awareness to celebrate the successes of transgender and gender-nonconforming people. Easter is celebrated on the first Sunday after the first full moon following the first day of spring and can change year to year. The holiday happened to fall on March 31 in 2024.
Responding to Republicans criticizing President Joe Biden, White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre in an April 1 briefing said she was “surprised by the misinformation” surrounding Easter and Transgender Day of Visibility falling on the same day.
“Every year, for the past several years, on March 31, Transgender Day of Visibility is marked. And as we know — for folks who understand the calendar and how it works, Easter falls on different Sundays every year. And this year, it happened to coincide with Transgender Visibility Day. And so, that is the simple fact,” she said.
From CNN’s Jack Forrest
*Republican chair falsely claims Middle East was ‘at peace’ four years ago
Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Whatley said in his speech on Monday: “Four years ago, Europe and the Middle East were at peace.”
Facts First:Whatley’s claim is false. Whatever the merits of the Abraham Accords that Trump’s administration helped to negotiate, in which Bahrain and the United Arab Emirates agreed in 2020 to normalize relations with Israel (Morocco and Sudan followed), there was still lots of unresolved armed conflict around the Middle East four years ago in mid-2020 and when Trump left office in early 2021.
“It’s a highly inaccurate statement,” Miller, who worked on Mideast peace negotiations while in government and is now a senior fellow at the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace, said last fall, when Trump himself made a similar claim about having achieved peace in the Middle East.
Dana El Kurd, senior nonresident fellow at the Arab Center Washington DC think tank, also called that claim “false” when Trump made it. She said in a November email: “The Abraham Accords did not achieve peace in the Middle East. In fact, violence escalated in Israel-Palestine in the aftermath of the Accords (using any metric you can think of – death tolls, settlement violence, etc).”
From CNN’s Daniel Dale
*RNC video attacks Biden with two-year-old gas price figure
The Republican National Convention featured a video attacking Biden over the price of gas. But the video misleadingly deployed out-of-date figures as if they were current.
A narrator claimed: “When President Trump left office, gas cost only $2.20. Under Biden and Harris, gas skyrocketed to the highest price in history, over five bucks a gallon.” Later in the video, a young man said, “Within my first year of driving, I’m having to deal with an average of $5.03 across the nation,” and a woman said, “It’s impossible to pay $5.03. We need to care about our people better than that.”
Facts First: These claims about Biden-era gas prices are two years out of date. The national average for a gallon of regular gasoline was about $3.52 on Monday, according to the AAA. The national average did, under Biden, hit a record high of more than $5 per gallon – about $5.02, according to AAA data – but that happened in June 2022, after the Russian invasion of Ukraine triggered a global spike in oil prices. The RNC videos offered no indication that the national average has since fallen substantially.
Also, the national average on the day Trump left office in January 2021 was about $2.39 per gallon, not $2.20, though it was lower than $2.20 in some states.
This news makes me feel bad about tiger-momming our kid into college, though by the time he went, it was all his decision to go (he did earn a full ride scholarship,) to stop, and finally, to go back and finish his degree last year. Which he did, again with a great scholarship and a promise to work in our state for at least 2 years now. Anyway, while over time we’ve heard not-good things about US colleges and the governments that keep them running, there is more news here that startles me, as to companies removing degree requirements for employment. I see some good in that, but I have worries, not the least of which are employee pay and airplane doors. Ah, well, here’s Nan’s piece.
Happy Wednesday all. Only more 2 days of the Republican Convention! Got a few things for you today…..
Hopium community member Roger Poulard dropped this note on our paid subscriber chat last night responding to a link I shared from Biden-Harris about needing volunteers:
Did my first [DNC] phonebanking shift tonight. 65 calls made – talked to 10 people, 7 of which are voting for Joe, and two who are undecided or won’t say. Feeling a little bit better about everything. It’s a close race and I really hope things go our way, but I’m going to do my part to try to make it happen.
Here’s a little hopium of my own to share. This morning I got an email from “postcards to swing states” . They are pausing sign-up for the moment because of the overwhelming number of volunteers who have reached out and they need to catch up. In the last two weeks alone over 19,000 volunteers have requested 5.5 million postcards. In early August, they will resume taking orders with a goal of 29 million postcards to be sent out. Maybe this kind of news isn’t reported in the media or reflected in the polls but it’s a wonderful thing to see such an amazing amount of enthusiasm in a grassroots organization.
Community member ArcticStones added this:
On a related note, last night I was on a Zoom call where Red Wine & Blue hosted Heather Cox Richardson. An intense discussion ensued about Trump’s Project 2025 – and what we can do to stop it! Everyone received information and tool-kits to make other voters aware of the danger America faces.
There were 35,000 people on that call. Afterwards it broke into separate Zoom action groups, organized geographically, to prepare concrete action.
Throughout our nation, patriotic defenders of American democracy are rising!
VP Harris released this short video ahead of JD Vance’s speech tonight:
We now have a few days of polling after the events of the weekend and the race remains remarkably stable, close and competitive (all polls can be found on 538). Biden remains 2 points down on 538’s average. The Congressional Generic is back in positive territory and has been encouraging for us these past few weeks. Senate polling continues to hold. We’ve had polls this week with Biden up in MI and WI and down just 2 in NC. As we discussed yesterday, JD Vance may be good for Trump’s fundraising, but he is not good for him electorally. The 538 forecast this morning has Biden at 277. Here’s the current battleground in the 538 forecast:
Here’s the RNC Chair yesterday saying “there is no red wave.” For there isn’t, and Rs got heavily burned by their bullshit polls and wishful thinking in 2022. The election is remarkably stable, close and competitive, with Trump, perhaps, having a slight advantage. Commentators on television suggesting otherwise are operating outside the data available to us today.
From my read over the last few weeks the Trump campaign understands they have a lot of work to do to win. After publicly dissing her they clumsily gave Nikki Haley a Convention speaking slot at the last minute because they don’t have her voters locked up. They’ve kept Trump off the campaign trail because every time he speaks his idiocy, extremism and craziness hurts the campaign. They know that selling a rapist, fraudster, traitor and felon to the American people is no easy thing. They have to lie about Biden’s Presidency because they know how successful it has been – that the economy is booming, the stock market setting records, inflation dropping, crime is way way down and flows to the border are now the lowest they’ve been during the Biden Presidency. They sold the VP pick to Silicon Valley because they needed the money. They’ve tried to bury their extremism and run from Project 2025. They know the pro-Russian views of their two candidates is a stone cold political loser. They know we’ve won more votes in 7 of the past 8 Presidential elections. They know that we’ve averaged 51% in the last 4 Presidential elections, our best showing since FDR’s 4 elections, and that this is a center-left country today. They know they are not at 270 Electoral College votes in current polling. They know that when voters have voted in these last 2 years since Dobbs they keep underperforming and struggling, and we keep winning and overperforming. They know the power of American women and the Democratic grassroots. They know the abortion ballot initiatives could cost them a few critical points in critical battleground states. They know the far right flamed out in the European, French and UK elections. They know NeverTrumpers remain a big threat to their ability to win the election.
And they know that the guy who tried to kill Trump is almost certainly one of theirs and a very public confirmation of the threat their radical politics is to the country. From Newsweek this morning (and this has been confirmed by other news outlets):
A neighbor in Bethel Park, the Pittsburgh suburb where Crooks lived, said they saw pro-Trump signs in the family’s yard as recently as a few months ago.
“There absolutely was MAGA-supporting signs for a while,” Kelly Little told WTAE-TV.
Not only I am optimistic we can win this thing based on current data and my assessment of the landscape but because of the “margin of effort” all of you are putting in. As a fellow citizen I remain deeply inspired by your commitment, love of country, grit and willingness to just put your head down and do the work required for us to win.
But our party today is not united as we need it to be. There remains deep concern about the President’s ability to go out and win the election given his struggles of late. This concern is not just being expressed by some party leaders (who by the way know how to win elections in tough places) but based on current polling is shared by tens of millions of Democrats themselves. As I said in my video to you a few days ago (above), I am optimistic we can win this November; but if the President is going to win he is going to need to do far more to assuage the legitimate doubts many Democrats have about his candidacy, and all of us will have to come together soon – for a divided, fractious Democratic Party will lose the 2024 election.
My ongoing advice to this community is to approach these coming days with respect – respect of the President, our nominee; respect of party leaders who are working to ensure that we can win the election; and respect of one another who today are not all on the same page. For those of you backing the President telling your fellow Democrats who continue to have doubts to stop it and get in line is counter-productive, insulting and corrosive. For those of you wanting the President to step aside recognize that the most likely scenario is that our ticket remains Biden-Harris and attacking him wounds him at a time we need to be building him and the Vice-President up. This current moment is not easy for us given the stakes but as I asked in my video think of yourself here as a leader, not just a citizen. Lead the party forward, show respect of views different than yours and work to bring us together not push us apart. Do the hard thing here not the easy thing. And the hard thing is to resist fighting with fellow Dems, publicly, right now, and keep putting our heads down and working; and commit to bring us all together as we head into our Convention in a few weeks. The only way we win is if we stay together.
I want to be very clear at what I am saying here. The doubts about the President’s capacity to lead us now is a serious matter. In the Washington Post poll released last week which had the race at 46-46, 56% of Democrats wanted the President to step aside for another candidate. This data is consistent with data from other polls in the last few weeks.
If the President cannot get this number down, way down, I think it will be very difficult for us to win the election this November. He is the President, and the leader of our Party. It is his responsibility to bring us together, to demonstrate that he can lead us successfully against this fascist threat. Perhaps his media appearances over the past few weeks, the ongoing encouraging economic news, his successful leadership of the NATO Summit, the shock of the ugliness of the GOP Convention and his confident and strong leadership in the aftermath of an assassination attempt of a former President has already started assuaging these concerns. But we are not where we want to be right now, have a lot of hard work ahead of us and we are not the “my way or the highway” party. That’s them. We are the bring everyone together, listen to each other respectfully, expand our coalition and go out kick MAGA’s ass party. We are the Democratic Party.
It is why I hope this weekend the President and his team to do one more final assessment of the political landscape given the tumult of the past few weeks, review the latest data, talk one more time to party leaders, and perhaps most importantly, do one more final assessment of whether an 81 year old man who has been struggling a bit can, in the next four months, be both the President of the United States in a very challenging time and a successful candidate for President in a race we are not winning right now. If the answer is yes I will be all in and work as I have, with all of you, to go win this thing for our democracy, our freedoms and our future. And if the President chooses to pass the baton I will be all in and work as I have, with all of you, to go win this thing for our democracy, our freedoms and our future.
I am proud of my President, proud of my party, and oh so proud to be in this fight with all of you. Let’s keep working hard everyone and commit to bring our party back together and go out defeat the fascists one more time. Voters in Europe, France and the UK just did their job. It’s our turn now.
Making July Count/We Cannot Let Up/Do More and Worry Less – Friends, we just did a remarkable job together here making June count. In five weeks from late May to June 30th we raised over $1m for our candidates and party committees. Many of you have been out there hustling for candidates, writing postcards, canvassing, calling and texting. We launched our Winning the House campaign which brought in more $500,000 for our 12 Hopium-endorsed candidates with the best opportunity to flip seats and help us take back the House. We added the blue dot in Nebraska to our “checkmate” state strategy, one designed to get us to 270 electoral college votes and win the election. We raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for Biden-Harris, including more than $100,000 in the days after the debate. When called once again the Hopium community answered. That’s why we’ve launched a new campaign to “Make July Count” with new July 31st fundraising goals.
We cannot let up now, not for a moment. We are deep into the 2024 election and while it is summer, and we are not all on same page today, we cannot stop working to make the election everything we want it to be. So please do something this week to support this new campaign, and be on the look out for many more interviews of our endorsed House candidates in the coming days. Trying to get the remaining eight done by our Convention.
Winning The House – $529,000 today, $600,000 goal – Donate | Volunteer | Learn More. We’ve also raised more then $42,000 into the individual House campaigns (you can either give to all 12 or each one individually)
Volunteer for the Biden-Harris campaign – their volunteer program is really ratcheting up – check it out and sign up for a shift of calls into the battlegrounds today!
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New regulations likely won’t be implemented until 2026, but the Pregnant Workers Fairness Act already covers some employees.
Originally published by The 19th , republished per their instructions for republishing.
Earlier this month, the Biden administration announced a new rule that, if finalized, would become the first federal regulation specifically designed to protect workers from extreme heat both indoors and outdoors. It would trigger requirements for access to drinking water and rest breaks when the heat index reaches 80 degrees Fahrenheit. At 90 degrees, it would mandate 15-minute breaks every two hours and require employers to monitor for signs of heat illness.
The rule has taken years to draft and likely wouldn’t be implemented until 2026 — though it could be stymied if President Joe Biden fails to win re-election. But pregnant workers don’t have to wait for some of these protections, thanks to last year’s passage of the Pregnant Workers Fairness Act (PWFA).
While the law has been enforceable since 2023, it wasn’t until June that its final regulations went into effect. The act requires employers to provide “reasonable accommodations” to pregnant workers who need to modify some aspects of their duties or workspace to protect their health and pregnancy — as long as it doesn’t cause “undue hardship” for the employer. These include having a water bottle at their workstations, being able to sit instead of stand and taking more frequent breaks to eat, drink or use the restroom.
“We think that these accommodations will almost always never cause an undue hardship” to an employer, said Sharyn Tejani, associate legal counsel for the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, the agency responsible for enforcement. The Pregnant Workers Fairness Act also makes it clear that these types of basic accommodations don’t require a doctor’s note, something advocates say used to cause unnecessary delays.
Other options available to pregnant workers include access to a personal cooling device, a change in work hours to avoid the hottest parts of the day, a temporary reassignment to a job with less heat exposure or the ability to work remotely.
“The last possible option an employer can provide is [unpaid] leave, but that should really be a last resort,” said Kameron Dawson, senior staff attorney with A Better Balance, a nonprofit that advocates for improving workplace conditions for caregivers. This would only be an option if the accommodation presented an undue hardship on the employer, which Dawson says is a high bar to clear. First, the employee and employer are supposed to discuss all possible options and show they made a genuine effort to find a solution. “We want to make sure workers have job protection,” she said.
Before the act passed, Dawson said, providing unpaid leave would have been a quick out for employers, but a huge financial burden for a worker who couldn’t afford to lose any paychecks. The effects were disproportionately felt by women of color, who are significantly more likely to be the main breadwinners for their families.
Pregnant people need accommodations at work because they are more vulnerable to illnesses like heat stroke or heat exhaustion, said Dr. Marya Zlatnik, an OB-GYN at the University of California, San Francisco. That’s because a pregnant person’s heart is working overtime to supply blood to the placenta, which carries nutrients and oxygen to the growing fetus. This makes it harder for their body to cool down.
“So a pregnant woman in the third trimester who’s just sitting there, it is almost like she’s working out,” Zlatnik said. “Maybe her pulse is at 90 when she’s perfectly at rest. On a not particularly hot day, if she walks a block, her pulse may be 120. And if it’s a really hot day, her pulse could jump up to a dangerously high level.”
A pregnant person is also more susceptible to becoming dehydrated, which increases their risk of going into preterm labor, she said. Studies have also found a link between extreme heat and an elevated risk of developing preeclampsia, a serious pregnancy complicationwhich causes persistently high blood pressure, as well as risk of delivering low birth weight babies.
Heat exposure is a concern for pregnant women who work in industries like manufacturing, construction and agriculture, said Dawson. And this summer, as heat has enveloped large swaths of the country, A Better Balance has also received calls on its hotline from employees at big retailers and bakeries, where heat also has the potential to affect their pregnancy, she said. But, she added, the Pregnant Workers Fairness Act “does offer that safeguard now, while OSHA and other agencies are working on the final rule for the heat standard.”
The Occupation and Safety Health Administration, or OSHA, a federal agency whose mission is to protect workers, first announced it was working on the new rule in 2021. It was one of several initiatives the Biden administration spearheaded to combat the dangers of extreme heat. Others include the formation of a heat working group and a plan to increase workplace inspections for heat-related hazards. An OSHA spokesperson said the agency “is working swiftly and responsibly to ensure that the rulemaking process continues effectively,” though would not speculate on when the final rule will be published. The rule can only be finalized after a public comment period and hearings.
In the meantime, the act offers a good buffer, but there are still limitations to its effectiveness for those most vulnerable to the heat, Zlatnik said. One is that it only covers pregnant workers, who are a small share of the total workforce. Also, some pregnant workers may be afraid to request accommodations under the law. “Most people who are maybe undocumented — or maybe they’re citizens, but they are still sort of on the margins — are not excited about entering into some kind of legal battle, right?” she said. “Even if now legally, they have more rights, they don’t really have a way to satisfy them.”
Because the act is still fairly new, one of the main barriers to its use is that employers, employees and even healthcare providers don’t know much about what it means, though that’s beginning to change. “A lot of it is about education,” Tejani said. “When you talk to people about this law, it is a pretty common sense situation.”
To fill that knowledge gap, a Better Balance has been reaching out to doulas, midwives and doctors to help them advocate for their patients. OSHA has also released its own guidance on preventing heat illness for pregnant workers. The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission also has been hosting webinars about the new regulations and disseminating its own materials to employers and advocacy groups.
Ultimately, Tejani hopes the Pregnant Workers Fairness Act will level the playing field. “People like me who work in an office, I can go to the bathroom when I want, and I work in air conditioning,” she said. “It’s just such a great thing that there’s now a law for the entire country that applies to all types of workers, including those who work in situations where those things that office workers totally take for granted are not the common thing.”
Because humorous snark is the only way I can take coverage of Republican conventions. Lots of good stuff here, so do click through and look at it all when you have time.
Wonkette Went To The Moms For Liberty Key Party And All We Got Was This Lousy Sticker
It was their *key* *party*, news factcheck websites!
On Tuesday, because of how we are all pretty much gluttons for punishment at this point, we (well, Dok and Robyn) attended a Moms For Liberty chat at the Bradley Symphony Center in downtown Milwaukee. Are you so jealous? I bet you are! Anyway, instead of writing a whole post on it, we decided to just have a Slack about our favorite moments. Fun? Fun!
Robyn: Hey Dok! So HOW MUCH FUN did you have at the Moms For Liberty forum yesterday?
Doktor Zoom: Well, I got that new bandage from Walgreens on my blistered toe, so that was a real win!
Robyn: That was pretty exciting. I got a bunch of Vitamin C there because I thought it might make me less anemic. So that was also nice. But sadly, instead of spending a few hours in the Walgreens where I could happily stare blankly at the ELF section for a while (it’s makeup, okay?) we had to go to the Bradley Symphony center not to see the symphony but to see a bunch of weirdos talk about how they are SAVING THE VERY SOULS of the children, but not in any specific way.
Doktor Zoom: But it was very specific, Robyn. Moms for Liberty cofounder Tina Vescovich started with a warning that “there’s something going on in this country,” which is a definitely true statement that I dare anyone to refute. Then she explained it was a battle between good and evil, and that sure sounded scary. Also, I guess radical Marxists are coming for America’s children, possibly to buy them school lunch, but also for their souls. That’s clearly terrible, and I hope the children don’t have their souls taken, by some unspecified Marxist evil.
Robyn: I feel like it’s not a real battle for good and evil if there’s not a Hellmouth but ymmv!
To be specific, she said that the radical Marxists are coming for their children’s futures, which is actually pretty true in the way that the radical Marxists do hope that, in the future, their children will have health care, subsidized college, a living wage, and a planet that is not entirely decimated.
Of course, the real “radical Marxists” are people like me (I guess?) with literally no power to do any of that, nevermind making it so the workers own the means of production, so perhaps she assumes we’ll just give up and … eat babies?
Doktor Zoom: Oh, wait, that does sound like us, doesn’t it. We’re the baddies, then. Also there’s all the radical gender ideology and the books that will make children think about gay pornsex if they see a child in a picture book who has two mommies, but for some reason nobody in the discussion actually mentioned any of the things that Moms for Libertines is best known for.
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