(Then see “Furbabies” )
Healthy cartoons by Nancy Beiman
Readers asked for them. Read on Substack

here’s a little image from an upcoming cartoon. Mrs. Oldman makes a joke.
The story line starts today, March 11. (snip)
(Then see “Furbabies” )
Healthy cartoons by Nancy Beiman
Readers asked for them. Read on Substack

here’s a little image from an upcoming cartoon. Mrs. Oldman makes a joke.
The story line starts today, March 11. (snip)
Republicans could not possibly write creepier sex-trafficker child-molester paternal-abuser legislation if they tried.
They know these intrusive laws will emotionally scar kids and the Republicans don’t give a shit.
MAGA misogyny is the cornerstone of every other MAGA policy.
Normalizing abuse towards girls and making girls always unsafe is the conservative design, not the flaw.
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Here is your mission.
(via liberalsarecool)
Quid pro quo.
First Felon is beholden to Musk, compromised and defenseless.
When you sign your soul to the devil, you end up with nothing.
First Felon did this to US farmers with no real game plan, no understanding of tariffs, and the predictable retaliatory tariffs.
First Felon is so used to treating his degenerate kids and flunky wives like shit, he thought he could just abuse the world and get no pushback.
Christian Conservatives see a rapist felon taking a billion in food away from children as divine.
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The corruption is automatic. Conservative businessmen see grifting and dishonesty as tools of their trade.
These two have absolutely no shame.
Wow! Nothing quite like the VA Secretary intentionally hurting the people he’s supposed to be helping.
Love the NewsMax graphics: ‘Dems panicked’ is the appropriate response. Sadly, MAGA are perfectly alright with veterans losing their jobs.
This is serious.
First Felon using tariffs is a tax. First Felon is creating the largest tax increases while having no idea how tariffs work.
Destroying the economic lives of the West and all the allying democracies is a gift to Putin.
Toure has a partial list of banned words.
You can not use these words in Federal agencies because ‘free speech’ MAGA are frightened.
If you can not handle these words in a report, you do not deserve to govern/work at any agency in our country.
Banning words is weakness. It’s pathetic.
Imagine telling your cult who were groomed to hate EV vehicles, Green New Deal, green energy, and regurgitate ‘government should not be picking winners and losers’, that they should buy a $120,000 Tesla so the world’s most selfish man does not get his ego hurt.
Republicans are regressive and reactionary.
They only know cuts. They can only take away.
Empathy is not a weakness. Empathy is a sign of human evolution. Empathy is intelligence.
How smart can you be if you do not understand other people can have different feelings?
First Felon doing promos for Tesla with Musk at the White House is CORRUPTION.
It is indefensible.
The entire administration is a scam.
The cult has no comment. They just abide.
First Felon has one objective: establish authority.
Dismantle all oversight. Destroy universities. Install loyalists.
Worst yet, removing social security and medicare/medicaid stability from our society will kill millions, increase suffering, and destabilize multiple generations of families.
First Felon is giving away every sacrifice made to advance our country for his own personal gain.
Divide and conquer.
MAGA is one big distraction for the worst people to grift and pillage.
Conservative constructs protect the abusers, punish the prosecutors.
Andrew Rohrbach should go public.
We’re in a dystopian hell.










MAGA Fire In The Sky by Clay Jones
Oops, there goes another one of Elon’s rockets Read on Substack

A second SpaceX rocket has blown up this year. And remember, the year is less than three months old. Debris from the explosion shut down air traffic in the state of Florida, or it was because they found a trans flight attendant in Orlando.
MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow had some snark about the explosion, using a metaphor for Elon Musk’s and DOGE’s dismantling of federal government agencies, Maddow said, “Rapid unscheduled disassembly is kind of Elon Musk’s specialty these days, especially in a way that really messes with other people through no fault of their own.”
Just think of all those inconvenienced by Elon’s rocket explosion delaying flights. Florida alligators are waiting to eat those people, Elon!
MSNBC’s Michael Steele said, “For Elon, his response to all of this was, ‘Rockets are hard.’ And Mr. Musk, if they’re so hard, why don’t you go back to your day job and work that out and leave those of us who do government to do government because you can’t do both. Clearly, you’re failing right now at both. Your rockets are blowing up, and the government is blowing up.”
Poor Kayleigh Menaney flipped her blonde wig over at Fox News, saying to the liberal media, “Don’t you dare root against SpaceX.” You would think they had put a shit-covered flag into a blender to serve as smoothies to World War II veterans, but then again…Elon’s making cuts at the Veteran’s Administration. It’s getting harder and harder to use analogies with these bastards.
There was a lot of wig flipping over on Trump TV. (snip-MORE)
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BRAAAAAAINS by Clay Jones
Where are the brains in the Trump/Elon Administration? Read on Substack

During Trump’s address to Congress last week, he repeated Elon Musk’s lie that 150-year-olds are collecting Social Security. The lie is even more malicious than originally thought because Trump repeated and enhanced it after it’s been debunked.
It’s a lie.
Elon previously posted on X in February, when it was working, that DOGE found beneficiaries in their 100s, 200s, and even 300s who were still receiving Social Security payments.
Nobody’s actually against the government rooting out waste and fraud. What we’re against is the lack of transparency by a Trump-appointed, corrupt, lying unelected bureaucrat with huge conflicts of interest and a lack of any qualifications to make decisions on government spending without any input from the three branches of government. Why is this so hard to understand?
We know there’s waste and fraud in government, but you don’t elect lying swamp creatures to drain the swamp.
In his address, Trump said, “We are also identifying shocking levels of incompetence and probable fraud in the Social Security program for our seniors and that our seniors and people that we love rely on. He then went on to list the number of people who are past the age of 100. “Money is being paid to many of them, and we are searching right now,” King Grifter said.
At one point during the speech, he criticized “unelected bureaucrats,” which made the Democrats laugh. (snip-MORE)


Enola Macho by Clay Jones
Ooh, yeah Read on Substack

The Pentagon is conducting a DEI (diversity, equity, inclusiveness) purge, and one of the victims is the plane, Enola Gay. Trust me, there’s nothing further from Woke than dropping an atomic bomb on a city full of non-white foreigners.
The Trump administration (sic) is making me suffer from an overload of stupidity.
The Secretary of Defense, Pete Hegseth, sent a directive last week for the Pentagon to “remove all DoD news and feature articles, photos, and videos that promote Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion,” citing one of Trump’s idiotic executive orders.
This doesn’t just include the Enola Gay, but over 26,000 images in the military database across each branch. One anonymous source said the purge could delete as many as 100,000 images and posts in total.
Some of these include the first Black military pilots and mentions of commemorative months, including Women’s History Month and others associated with Hispanics and Pacific Islanders. Anyone with the last name “Gay” is being deleted, along with a Corps of Engineers project on fish because it mentioned gender. But then again, maybe these are gay fish. We already found out how the Trump administration (sic) feels about fish.
These are mistakes, though, right? RIGHT?
Pentagon spokesperson John Ullyot told the Associated Press (despite the fact the outlet won’t use the name “Gulf of America) that the department is “pleased by the rapid compliance across the Department with the directive removing DEI content,” clarifying if “content is removed that is out of the clearly outlined scope of the directive, we instruct components accordingly.” Clearly? Are you sure, Mr. Ullyot?
That means they’ll fix it, right? RIGHT? It’s not clear. (snip-MORE, and it’s choice!)
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Elon Cuts in the Burg by Clay Jones
DOGE eliminates local IRS office Read on Substack

This cartoon was drawn for The Fredericksburg Advance.
When I sent this to one of my proofers, she didn’t know there is an IRS office in Fredericksburg, at least for now.
You may think, “Good. Fuck the IRS and delete all those offices.” But when you’re having tax issues, it’s much better to deal with them in person. I used the local office once about two decades ago, and my issue was worked out.
Think of it like a city bus. If you drive, you don’t plan to ever take the bus, but you’re glad your town has buses just in case. This isn’t a good analogy for me because I use the local bus all the time.
But yeah, a lot of IRS offices are on Elon’s list, and Fredericksburg’s is one of them. According to the DOGE website, the lease for the 6,162-square foot office space will be terminated as part of a “mass modification” of government contracts.
The website states that the lease costs $153,000 per year and that terminating it will save $395,504, but the website does not provide a source for that information. I also wonder how much of that lease has already been paid. Elon has boasted about saving money by cutting government contracts that have already been paid. He’s an idiot.
I don’t know how long the office will be there, but in case you need it now, it’s located on the fourth floor of 1320 Central Park Boulevard. I hope something else comes up and it’s saved, like a court order.
Neither Elon nor DOGE has legal authority to make cuts. This is something MAGAts and a LOT of Republicans keep ignoring. DOGE operates outside of the three branches of government and ignores the other three.
DOGE is making cuts without transparency or oversight from the three branches. Many of these cuts are being made from the recent Nazi college grads Elon has hired without any oversight, even from Elon.
As Harry would say in Resident Alien, this is some bullshit.
According to the Advance, other Virginia leases targeted for termination are the Office of U.S. Attorneys, the Animal and Plant Health Inspection office, and the Geological Survey office in Richmond; the General Services Administration in Charlottesville; the General Services Administration, the Office of the Undersecretary of the Department of Health and Human Services, and the Mine Safety Health Administration in Arlington; the General Services Administration in Lorton; the Bureau of Industry and Security in Herndon; the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration in Hampton; and the Government Accountability Office in Virginia Beach.
Creative note: When I saw this story, my first thought was I shouldn’t do a cartoon about it this week because I’ve drawn on Elon and DOGE for the Advance the past two weeks, and this would make it three weeks in a row. Check out here and here. But these issues are important, so I drew it anyway, and then I sent it to my editor.
I wasn’t going to fight for this cartoon because we’ve done Elon the past two weeks, so I sent a rough on a different subject along with this one. I was also prepared to draw more roughs because Martin, my editor, had sent about five subjects for me to choose from.
Martin picked this one while acknowledging we’ve done a lot on Elon and DOGE. So, we probably won’t do another Elon cartoon next week…unless he does something else extremely stupid that hurts our community. What are the odds of that happening again? (snip)
As most people know I love memes. I love this one as well. I think it also works well for those LGB who want to remove the T from the club, from the group. Doing so only helps those who want to see all of us LGB and T fall. United we stand, divided we fall. I have an out line for a video written as soon as I get the video computer fully repaired. This has been a long slog working with man interacting programs that came down to a conflict of mainly two and how to ake the work together. But I had to find which ones were causing the issue to even begin fixing it. Hugs
The grift continues by Ann Telnaes
Trump is making money off the presidency…again Read on Substack
Business leaders are paying $5 million for a one-on-one dinner meeting with President Trump at Mar a Lago, WIRED reports.

My independent films by Nancy Beiman
One, two three, and a partial fourth. Read on Substack
My website had some outages that have now been repaired. You can see my three finished independent films and the animatic (storyboard script) for the fourth, OLD TRICKS, here.
It took me three years to make YOUR FEETS TOO BIG, eight weeks to make THE OTHER EDEN, six months to make A SHORT HISTORY OF INDIANS IN CANADA.
Digital technology made the last three films possible. THE OTHER EDEN and the SHORT HISTORY were entirely paperless while YOUR FEETS TOO BIG was made with traditional cels, backgrounds, and magnetic/optical soundtrack technology.

Enjoy. (snip)