Another Fun One; Scottie Will Enjoy

because driving/traffic are some of his favorite things…

Obviously I’d Intended To Post This A Few Days Ago, But Didn’t Get It Done.

Enjoy it anyway; it isn’t as if we aren’t going to eat again until next Thanksgiving! I hope not, anyway; if that’s true, be sure to let us know, seriously. Meanwhile, have a smile with music.

Thanks-Josh Johnson-Day

Invoke all keyboard protection protocols. 🤣 And Scottie, he does a riff about Riley Gaines that you will especially appreciate; it’s toward the end, around the final 15 minutes +/-.

Tradition-

for me, anyway. I generally post a version of “Alice’s Restaurant” wherever I might see a good spot. This year I’m posting on Scottie’s, and I ran across this version on Open Culture. Enjoy-if you have a favorite version, please post it in the comments!

A Couple From Clay Jones,

with health updates. 2 toons with snippets.

Legal Orders by Clay Jones

Donald Trump is issuing illegal orders to the military Read on Substack

Article 92 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ) addresses the failure to obey orders, stating that service members must obey lawful orders. An order is considered unlawful if it requires a service member to commit a crime, violates the Constitution, or is otherwise illegal. Service members have a duty to refuse an order that is clearly illegal, as disobeying such an order can protect them from criminal liability.

Basically, this means that people in the military do not have to follow illegal orders, no matter who issues them, whether it’s from a sergeant or the president of the United States. Donald Trump and Republicans don’t like that soldiers were reminded of this.

Six democratic lawmakers posted a video to X last week where they said that “threats to our Constitution” are coming “from right here at home,” and repeatedly urged the military and intelligence community to “refuse illegal orders.” Trump and Republicans are calling this reminder “seditious” and that posting it was “treason.”

One could argue that Donald Trump and Republicans believe that exercising free speech is seditious and treasonous. (snip-MORE on the page)

Club Fed Gobbler by Clay Jones

How to get a pardon from Donald Trump Read on Substack

Yeah, I know. Two days in a row with a new cartoon. And, I had a session this morning with my occupational therapist.

I wanted to know if it was OK that I was drawing cartoons, and that it wouldn’t necessarily hurt my shoulder more than it should be hurting. But my therapist told me that drawing was therapy. She even complimented me on my grip on my Apple Pencil.

I figured the hardest part in drawing this cartoon would be the lettering. And I was right. As usual, most of this was drawn with my right hand, and it was colored with my left hand. This is just something I wanted to get out before Thanksgiving.

As you know, I’m not a big fan of conspiracy theories, but I do make predictions based on past events. (snip-MORE on the page)

Some Photos Of Unfortunate Thanksgiving Stuff

And more on the page!

Ashes To Ashes

“Nobody wanted to tell Grandma her dish with ‘slots for spoons’ was really an ashtray.”

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(A.I. has made it difficult searching for the sites where I could laugh at unfortunate-looking foods on holiday tables. It’s as if it cannot understand that people could want to laugh at this stuff, instead of looking at pretty holiday tables photos.)

The first 2 photos below are from a Business Insider page, the next 3 from Pintrest where I was pleased to see I still have an account!

Turkey Jell-O was a thing in the 1930s. Ann_Zhuravleva/Shutterstock

“Cranberry Surprise” combined mayonnaise and fruit. Hellmann’s

The Pintrest user who posted the above pics got them from “Cracked,” where I subscribe. They have a few more of what I was actually looking for to post. I hope all who had time to visit, enjoyed and got a laugh or 2!

https://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/6-gross-thanksgiving-foods-your-grandparents-ate-we-tested

The Top 10 Pettiest Holiday Prayers

TV/Stream Alert

I indulge in this every year. Maybe there are others here who haven’t, but would like to enjoy the Mystery Science Theatre 3000 marathon on Shout! TV, so here’s the scoop:

Snippet:

In the not-too-distant future, next Sunday A.D., there was a guy named Joel, not too different than you or me…

Originally airing for 11 seasons from 1988 to 1999, Mystery Science Theater 3000 became one of the most beloved cult TV shows of all time. In 2015, fans united behind a record-breaking Kickstarter campaign to revive the show for two new seasons, followed by another successful campaign in 2021. Learn more about MST3K here.

Josh Day Next Day

Another Video Gem!

Lewis Black. Some blue language; NSFW. But spot on and hilarious!