by Clay Jones
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Stephen Colbert made a joke about people telling comedians after the Trump victory (gag), โAt least youโll have so much material to work with.โ Cartoonists were sick of that comment back in 2016. One of my colleagues and friend, Ward Sutton, drew a cartoon about it. Itโs something we hear all the time and I donโt think people truly understand itโs the last thing we want to hear. In fact, it was repeated to me last night at a party for writers.
We donโt want to hear it. Itโs empty solace and goddammit, we hear it too often. Iโm going to hear it again before the dayโs over. I would rather my nation survive and not turn into a fascist state controlled by racist goose-stepping troglodytes than have great material from it. And by the way, the materialโs not that great. Another fact is that Trump cartoons are bad for business. Editors are scared shitless of them.
What Iโm getting to with this in regards to todayโs cartoon is that after posting on social media about the comment, a few people told me they will need to laugh to avoid crying and thatโs what my cartoons will give them. Yeah, except I think each of my cartoons since last Tuesday has been sad. Proofreader Laura told me that at least twice, and I didnโt argue with her (sheโs really smart and perceptive). Others have told me the same thing. Someone told me they couldnโt even click like on one of my cartoons because it was so sad, and Iโm not even drawing dead puppies.
My last few cartoons have been kinda sad, like this one, or this one, or this one. And now many will find todayโs cartoon sad. The Latino vote certainly depresses me.
Why would any Latino other than George Zimmerman vote for a racist whoโs been shit-talking you for the past decade? Hmm? I will never understand the appeal of Donald Trump.
While Harris won the Latino vote with 53 percent, about 45 percent of Latinos voted for Donald Trump. Why? Tommy Vallejos wrote a column for The Tennessean in Nashville to explain it to all of us liberal dummies.
Vallejoโs first argument is that voting for Trump doesnโt make him or other Latinos racist. Iโm not going to call Latinos racists for voting for Trump. Iโm going to state the fact that voting for Trump means Latinos voted for a racist. They voted for racism. Donald Trump is a racist and nobody can make a strong case that he isnโt.
Voting for Donald Trump, at the very least, means racism is not a dealbreaker for you, no matter what race you are. And while you may wonder why a Latino would want to shit on other Latinos, I would like to have about 60 percent of Americaโs white population deported. Letโs send them all to Liberia.
Vallejoโs major reason for being a Trumper is the economy, so he claims. But if Vallejo is an intelligent person, he knows thatโs a lie.
He writes that most Latinos who voted for Trump were concerned about jobs and the economy, forgetting that the unemployment rate was 6.4 percent when Trump left office. Trump inherited President Barack Obamaโs economy and fucked it up. He left office with fewer American jobs than there were when he entered. Heโs the first president to love more jobs than he created since Herbert Hoover.
There is no evidence that Donald Trump can rebuild an economy. Thereโs only evidence he can destroy it.
Trumpers will claim thatโs not Trump’s fault. It was Covidโs fault. If youโre going to make that argument then you canโt blame President Joe Biden for inflation. In case you werenโt paying attention, inflation hit the entire planet. High gas prices hit every nation. Vallejo, who forgets Trumpโs final numbers, blames Biden for inflation. Heโs making an extremely dishonest argument in voting for Trump.
And if you voted for Trump because of the economy, here are a few other facts can chew on with your lying mouth: Under Trump, the trade deficit went up over 36 percent. Trumpโs promising even more tariffs so enjoy your 20 percent tax increase on imported goods, fuckers.
People lacking health insurance rose by three million, and thatโs even with Trump failing to repeal Obamacare. What are they going to do now? How many Americans will lose healthcare coverage in Trumpโs second term?
Vallejo argues that under Biden, the government spent โfreely and indiscriminately,โ yet under Donald Trump, federal debt went from $14.4 trillion to $21.6 trillion.
Under Trump, home prices increased nearly 30 percent while rising 20 percent under Biden.
Wages rose higher under Biden than they did under Trump.
The top 25 U.S. companies invested more than $900 billion in the economy, which is 40 percent higher than during the Trump regime.
Everyone who voted for Trump because the economy was their top concern should have voted for Harris.
Vallejos also argues that we need Trump to curb illegal immigration, but guess what, Buddy. In Trumpโs last year, apprehensions at the southern border had a nearly 15 percent increase than President Obamaโs last year in office. Even if you honestly wanted to reduce illegal immigration, do you really support deporting millions of people and tearing apart families by using the military? Seriously, Mr. Vallejo, how much do you hate Latinos?
Vellejos also cries that under Biden and with inflation rising, stagnant wages โfailed to keep paceโ and blames Biden for not reducing the tax and regulatory burden on โjob creators.โ But Trumpโs huge tax cuts for asshole billionaires were still in place, so why didnโt corporate America come running to the rescue? Oh, yeahโฆtrickle-down economics doesnโt work. Instead of cutting their own profits, Corporations jacked up prices and as inflation has been going down, their prices have not. In fact, Corporate profits continued to rise throughout the Biden administration. Exxonโs second-quarter profits this year were over $9 billion. Did they lower the price of gas at the fuel pumps? HAHAHAHAHA. Youโre funny.
Despite Donald Trump tweeting in 2020, โIf you want your 401kโs and stocksโฆto disintegrate and disappear, vote for the Radical Left Do Nothing Democrats and Corrupt Joe Biden,โ the stock market did better under Biden than Trump. Fact fact fuckity fact fact.
The S&P 500 has posted a compound annual growth rate of 14.1 percent from Bidenโs November 2020 election to the beginning of this month. The market returns under Biden are the second best in modern history, only trailing behind Bill Clintonโs, gasp, another Democratic president.
Vallejo accused Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris of โfumblingโ the economy which makes me think he doesnโt watch football and doesnโt know what a fumble is. Is it when the cheerleaders kick the ball?
Vallejo also wrote that Latinos voted for Trump because they are โsupportive of the rule of law and desire an orderly process.โ Now you gotta get the fuck out of here. Vallejo, like most MAGAts, is a liar who suffers from memory loss. Hello? January 6, fake electors, electoral fraud, 11,780 votes, stolen documents, assaulting women, corruption, violating the emoluments clause, etc. If you truly desire the โrule of law,โ Mr. Vallejo, call the Trump team now and demand that he doesnโt fire Jack Smith.
Shockingly, Vallejo didnโt include that he voted for Trump so boat batteries would be lighter, the boats wouldnโt sink from their weight, and sharks wouldnโt eat you while youโre flapping around in the water.
At the end of his bullshit designed as a column for a newspaperโs opinion page, Vallejo writes, โMost importantly, we love the USA and cherish freedom and opportunity.โ So you voted for the treasonous fuck whoโs a subordinate of Vladimir Putin? You voted for the asshole who gave Putin classified information. You voted for our nationโs greatest national security threat who has been secretly talking to Putin since we fired him in 2020. You voted for the guy who says he wants to be a dictator, quoted Hitler, and said he wants to delete the Constitution.
Every reason Vallejo gives for voting for Trump is bullshit. That means I donโt know why in the hell Trump won 45 percent of the Latino vote. I just hope that when it burns them, they fucking get it.
And Mr. Vallejo, I changed my mind. You are a racist. Itโs like anytime when someone says, โIโm not a racist, butโฆโ
And hey, at least I have so much material to work with now.
Creative note: I drew most of this yesterday and all I had to do this morning was color it. I was all like, โYay, Iโm done by 1 p.m. and now I can go watch footballโฆright after I write this blog. Itโs now 3 p.m. Are my Saints winning?
Music note: I listened to Buddy Holly. I will never get over the hiccup thing he does at the start of Rave On.
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