Do You Know Who Created The Super Soaker? by Lique
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It was him!
Lonnie Johnson. A NASA Scientist and Inventor.
Also, an African American. Though that should not make any difference. The part of his history that angered me, though I should not be surprised, was that Hasbro had tried to jilt this man out of $73 million dollars! I could not believe it. But him being the super star brain that he is won at his day in court.
I was so happy about that. (snip)
Players cracked wise about the launched sex toy on social media.
By James Factora July 30, 2025
Lez Out July might be drawing to a close, but one WNBA fan made damn sure that it’s not going out without a bang, pun semi-intended. And by that, we mean that someone launched a lime- green dildo onto the court at an Atlanta Dream game last night.
The incident occurred during the fourth quarter of the Dream’s July 29 game against the Golden State Valkyries at the Gateway Center Arena in College Park, Georgia. With a minute left on the clock and both teams tied at 75 points, the drama was already high. Perhaps that’s why one attendee felt inspired to launch a dildo into the air and onto the court with truly impressive velocity.
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At about 17 seconds into the above clip, you can see slowed-down footage of the dildo’s journey, seemingly tossed from somewhere high up in the stands and bouncing across the court into the sidelines. And yes, we did get a close-up shot of the “object” in question, as the commentators called it. Absolute Cinema, if you ask us.
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Though the commentators said that there was “no room for that type of activity,” and we certainly don’t support launched objects at concerts and games, it seems that WNBA players themselves have at least enough room to make jokes about that type of activity online. Las Vegas Aces guard Kierstan Bell quote-posted a video of the incident with, “Damn how my shit get there,” and an eyebrow-raised emoji. Indiana Fever point guard Sydney Colson, meanwhile, posted, “Sorry I did NOT mean to throw that so far y’all.” Though she didn’t include a video, that lime-green heart emoji (which is weirdly close to the color of the actual dildo) makes this an unmistakable reference. (snip-good sports, all! MORE)
You have to go there to read it all, and it’s worth it, but below are some snips that could make the coffee taste a tiny bit better!
Preznit Fuckwit gets the Scottish welcome he deserves by Jeff Tiedrich
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oh wait! cheer up, Donny — I finally found a bunch of Scots who are overjoyed at your presence on their home turf! just look at these happy campers!
oh wait [taps earpiece]. I’m being informed now that these are not Scots. apparently this is a file photo from April 2023, of the flag-waving crowd that greeted President Joe Biden when he visited County Mayo, Ireland.
oops, sorry — my bad.
(Note from A: The Mexican flag house story is great, and is on the Substack page, along with lots more juicy stuff that isn’t simply depressing.)
(I think we’ve seen the long cut of this riff, before. This short popped up last night. Enjoy! -A.)
This one is especially hilarious-go see it! 🤣 🤣 🤣
just for fun.
Cartoon One Oh Eight Three by Josh Lieb
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Frankenstein’s Monster sits on a toilet, reading The New Yorker. Caption: GREAT MONSTERS GOING TO THE BATHROOM. THIS WEEK: FRANKENSTEIN! FIRST IN A SERIES.
Monsters have to go to the bathroom too, right? But you never see it in the movies.
Here’s Ali Redford with a delightful quick turnaround on one oh eight two:
She went with the old school 1950’s style Golden Arches; I like it! Thanks, Ali.
Back next week you will come, as will I, I think. Read my books. Draw my comics. I’ll post them here.
for my sense of humor is particularly quirky just now. Also: Stay Proud!
https://www.gocomics.com/scarygary/2025/06/24
https://www.gocomics.com/saturday-morning-breakfast-cereal/2025/06/23
https://www.gocomics.com/savage-chickens/2025/06/24
https://www.gocomics.com/super-fun-pak-comix/2025/06/24
https://www.gocomics.com/ufo/2025/06/24
https://www.gocomics.com/bliss/2025/06/23
I Made A Rainbow To Troll Trump For Pride Month by God
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Dear Humans,
First I sent a thunderstorm to ruin his stupid birthday parade. Now behold! I painted the skies with a rainbow to troll his helicopter for Pride Month!
The White House posted what they thought was a photo showing God’s endorsement: Marine One lifting off with a rainbow in the background.
But as always, the faux-king liars misinterpreted My meaning!
God LOVES LGBTQ+ people!
And I despise that infinite bigot Donold.
Luckily, Gavin Newsom’s press office understood and quote-tweeted it with:
“Happy Pride 😌”
Trump’s prized “One Big Beautiful Bill” crumbled in the House.
It was supposed to be his grand legislative comeback. Instead, it got nuked by the parliamentarian.
Now the GOP is in full-blown civil war. Fighting over AI, Medicaid cuts, deficit math, and whose bootlicking is most loyal.
On top of all that, Tangerine Palpatine is raging at Fox News because his poll numbers are in the toilet.
Verily, thou mayest eat shit, Donold.
God bless the ACLU, who just won a unanimous court ruling striking down Louisiana’s ludicrous Ten Commandments law.
Public schools are not Sunday schools. And this court had the guts to say it.
Let it be known: while the cult worships golden idols of Donold and demands state-mandated religion, real Americans are still defending the Constitution.
Before you go, I need to say something important.
This part isn’t a joke. It’s about survival. (snip-MORE)
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