Some Fun

with book covers that just shouldn’t be. (Aww, it didn’t reblog; click through to enjoy the whole piece, and you will; keyboard alert!)

Cover Snark: Crabs, Gynos, & Dragons – Oh My

by Amanda · Nov 24, 2025 at 2:00 am · View all 6 comments

Welcome back to Cover Snark!

Elyse: Is this a PSA?

Tara: Or a how-to guide? Do you need hats and/or scarves to transport the crabs after you catch them?

Sarah: Gloves, too.

Tara: Oh yeah, the tiny ones can go in the fingers.

Claudia: Hmm my mind went to pubic crabs, I’m so sorry…

Sarah: Oh, me, too. I figured that was why their hair was covered.

(snip-go read this, it’s hilarious!)

https://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/202hi5/11/cover-snark-crabs-gynos-dragons-oh-my/

Extra Josh

Trae Crowder Makes Puff Pastry!

Seriously-Tarte au Soleil!

Josh Day Next Day!

Remember to protect your keyboards.

Also, Josh is hosting TDS this week: https://www.youtube.com/@TheDailyShow .

Freshen Your Beverage, Prepare For Some Fun

It’s time for another “Cover Snark”! (Now usually WordPress sets this up just like a reblog, but not today. So, click through for the full effects and article. It’s not long, but is full of laughs!)

Cover Snark: Let Fate Decide!

by Amanda · Nov 10, 2025 at 3:00 am · View all 3 comments

Welcome back to Cover Snark!

Twist of Fate by Lexie Nicholas. A couple stands on a road, watching a tornado in the distance.

Kiki: Hey friends, have we considered moving to shelter and NOT standing in the middle of the road while a tornado heads towards us?

Elyse: Pretty fucking relaxed about that tornado.

Sarah: It’s the tornado of love don’t you get it.

It’s going to bring them even closer together. By smashing them with debris.

Tara: They are letting fate decide!

Sneezy: I need them to not with this “first characters to die in a horror movie” energy.

Becoming Mrs Lockwood by K.I. Lynn. A floppy haired man leans back on a couch with his white button-down shirt wide open and his tie untied. He has his hands at his mouth, kind of dragging his bottom lip down.

Snip-go see it on the page-it’s only 1 click!

https://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/2025/11/cover-snark-let-fate-decide/

🌟TV Alert-Josh Johnson

Woot! 🤣 🫶

Josh Johnson Returns to Daily Show Anchor Desk Tues-Thurs This Week

By Jed Rosenzweig

5 hours ago

Screenshot: Comedy Central’s The Daily Show

Josh Johnson is set to host The Daily Show for the second time in a month, Tuesday through Thursday of this week—picking up where the show’s regular Monday night host, Jon Stewart, leaves off tonight.

It will be Johnson’s third week behind the desk after making a splash in his July debut. Comedy Central announced last week that he will be among the five rotating correspondent hosts returning for the show’s 31st season early next year alongside Jon Stewart.

Johnson, who joined The Daily Show writing staff in 2017 and became an on-air correspondent in 2024, has been steadily building momentum. In addition to his sold-out national stand-up tour, he’s cultivated a digital following of more than 4 million fans. His weekly Tuesday night YouTube sets—smart, winding comedic narratives stitched from news headlines—regularly rack up millions of views and have become required viewing for fans of sharp, story-driven satire.

Johnson’s guest lineup this week opens with a homecoming for another former Daily Show correspondent. On Tuesday, Johnson welcomes Rob Riggle, the actor and comedian who served as a correspondent on The Daily Show from 2006 to 2008 and is now promoting his new memoir Grit, Spit, and Never Quit. Wednesday’s show features Jay Jurden, the comedian and writer debuting his Hulu special Yes Ma’am. The week wraps Thursday with a visit from Miguel, the Grammy-winning artist behind the new album CAOS.

Meanwhile, Jon Stewart kicks off the week tonight—Monday, November 10—with Rep. Chris Deluzio (D-PA) and Rep. Pat Ryan (D-NY), co-chairs of the Democratic Veterans Caucus. (snip)

I Caught This One

over at Bluebird’s . I tend to avoid pork bacon, but sometimes I wish I didn’t. I remember it, and concur with this meme.

And To All A Good Night,

being my final post for Halloween 2025. 🎃 🫥

Big Gay Halloween Fun

I remember the 80s: my gay and trans friends threw the very most fun parties while keeping everyone safe, played the best dance music, and had the very best costumes!

21 Incredibly Obscure Gay Halloween Costumes No One Will Understand

“What do you mean you’re a transgender mouse?“

By Samantha AllenQuispe LópezFran TiradoLudwig Hurtado, and Ana Osorno

Are you really gay if straight people can recognize your Halloween costume? The real indicator of someone’s sexual orientation is whether they go to a party as something recognizable — or whether they go as Chappell Roan in the crowd at Governors Ball. Why would you go as a sexy cat when you could be a transgender mouse — or a reference to an obscure arthouse movie only you and your mutuals have seen?

In all seriousness, I am a little torn on the practice of wearing incredibly obscure gay Halloween costumes: maybe there are better ways to communicate your niche interests than forcing everyone at the function to ask “…and what are you again?” But on the other hand, who does it really hurt when your friends dress up like George Santos’ alleged drag persona Kitara Ravache and the fishing rod with legs from Toy Story? Sure, maybe it turns all of us into the Spider-Man pointing at Spider-Man meme when we recognize each other’s fits, but it’s fine! We only get so many Halloweens in our lives, we might as well take some big swings!

Indeed, in the end, there is a certain beauty in our community’s intense love of obscure pop cultural moments and artifacts. So why not use the year’s spookiest holiday as an excuse to get hyperspecific? Forget witches and ghosts: find the deepest rabbit hole you know and leap to the bottom of it! And if you’re wanting for inspiration, we here at Them have curated a bevy of ideas, ranging from Barack Obama’s nonbinary friend to the concept of twink death. Enjoy all the confused looks on your way to the party. — Samantha Allen

Transgender Mouse

Ratatouille; Pinky and the Brain; Pikachu

Mice, Ranked From Least to Most Transgender

No matter gay straight or bi, lesbian, transgender mice.

As we established here at Them dot us, after Trump’s deranged claim about “transgender mice,” mice are indeed pretty damn transgender. If you want to be silly and gay, there luckily is an abundance of trans-coded mice to choose from. Some of our favorites include Pinky and the Brain from Animaniacs, labor union darling Scabby the Rat, and of course Remy from Ratatouille. — Quispe López

Lea Michele from the Cursed Glee Mash-Up of “Let’s Have a Kiki” and “Turkey Lurkey Time”

Get a jump start on Thanksgiving with this horrible pull from the TV archives. Put on a red dress, a brunette wig, and if anyone wonders who you are, just raise a finger to the sky and sing “It’s turkey lurkey time.” Confused expressions? That’s part of the experience. — Samantha Allen

Ava from Hacks on the escalator

@hbomax

Two insults in one is the Vance special. Hacks JeanSmart HannahEinbinder DeborahVance AvaDaniels

♬ original sound – Max – HBO Max

(Snip; there is so much more it’d make a huge post; it’s fabulous, so have another cup, click through, and enjoy!)

Some Halloween Cheer