
https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2026/04/20
Not necessarily about current events; if so, it’s snark, short, and sweet. Have some fun!
Dance a little!
Heh. Some justice.
by Amanda ·
Welcome back to Cover Snark!

From M: Another cut and paste disaster. This guy’s head is not only too small for the rest of him, but someone removed his neck. And what the heck are those red circles? Leftover Christmas ornaments?
Sarah: I need the Harley community to weigh in on giant red jingleballs on your handlebars. Seems…unwise.
And I cannot stop laughing at this poor man’s pasted on head. My God the indignity. His unveiled desire is to have his own neck.
Amanda: His head looks like it’s going to bobble right off.

From Elizabeth S: I don’t even know what all crazy is going on here.
Sarah: Setting aside the completely distracting Y shaped torso, did Wonder Woman get him? Is that the lasso of truth? What do you think this guy is confessing to, dedicated steroid regiment? Stealing conditioner?
Claudia: Wow. Gym-rat Jesus!
Sarah: The lat bar is his shepherd? He shall not skip leg day?
Amanda: This man feels very familiar to me. We may have snarked his image before.

Sarah: This is giving me Perez Hilton vibes and never in a good way.
Elyse: I was going with the little crown kids get at Burger King
Amanda: I feel like this has a new illustrated cover. I recently featured it on the After Dark sales.
Sarah: At least on this one, I can read the Wine Mom Font correctly.

Elyse: “Smell my finger.”
Sarah: Nooooooo
Amanda: Welp, now that’s all I can think about.
(snip-comments, etc. on the page, linked in the title)
Consider yourself informed, thanks to Coconut Isle proprietor and friend of Playtime W.E. Hunt! Anyone else ever heard this band?
some really cool fiction. We all need a brain cleanser, and this is short and sweet. The bit underneath the End emojis is in German, though your device may translate, which will be a duplicate. I included the German in case someone will enjoy that one, too.
Beatrice Halton – Bee Writes Apr 14, 2026
“He’s done it at last?”
“I guess so, look at how he is jumping around!”
“Like a rabbit on speed!”
“There is this rumour he had trouble with drugs back in the ’80s.”
“Is that when he started building this… this well… I know it’s what they called a house on earth”
“Yes, I remember when he pulled the whole planet out of the other dimension. I think he had planned to build the house on the planet but of course, that’s not possible. You can’t build from one dimension to another. ”
“But it’s in this dimension!!!!”
“No, it’s not. See that’s the problem with quantum physics. Nothing is how it seems.”
“Ah. So he got frustrated and into drugs?”
“Probably.”
“He managed somehow though…”
“As we can see but he has a planet stuck on his entrance door.”
“Stupid!”
“Yes, really stupid”
🏠🤣🏠🤣🏠🤣🏠🤣🏠🤣
„Hat er es endlich geschafft?“
„Ich glaube schon, schau mal, wie er da herumhüpft!“
„Wie ein Kaninchen auf Speed!“
„Es gibt dieses Gerücht, dass er in den 80ern Probleme mit Drogen hatte.“
„Ist das die Zeit, als er angefangen hat, dieses … dieses … nun ja … ich weiß, man nennt so etwas auf der Erde ein Haus.“
„Ja, ich erinnere mich, als er den ganzen Planeten aus der anderen Dimension geholt hat. Ich glaube, er hatte vor, das Haus auf dem Planeten zu bauen, aber das ist natürlich nicht möglich. Man kann nicht von einer Dimension in eine andere bauen.“
„Aber es ist doch in dieser Dimension!!!!“
„Nein, tut es nicht. Siehst du, das ist das Problem mit der Quantenphysik. Nichts ist so, wie es scheint.“
„Ah. Also war er frustriert und hat mit Drogen angefangen?“
„Wahrscheinlich.“
„Er hat es aber irgendwie geschafft …“
„Wie wir sehen können, aber er hat einen Planeten an seiner Eingangstür hängen.“
„Dumm!“
„Ja, wirklich dumm.“
Woot! He has mentioned in other posts that this one is longer than usual, so relax and enjoy. Also, remember Josh is on The Late Show, with Stephen Colbert, tonight!