“If you won’t tell me what’s bothering you, at least don’t distort your face so much that I really, really want to know.”
“Hang on—it’s Colbert’s last episode.”
“And, as you head out into the world, your fresh, meaty torsos will be ripped apart and roasted to feed your new alien overlords—wait, why are you all booing?”
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