so, obviously, NSFW, for blue language (I tried to put space in, but the preview showed it didn’t work.) Enjoy when you can; resistance is happening everywhere! -A.
letโs all watch some MAGA shithead get bounced from a bar by Jeff Tiedrich
โIโm not fucking around. get out of my bar right now.โ Read on Substack

everything sucks right now, so letโs put the focus on our hero of the day. sit back and enjoy the shit out of this bartender eighty-sixing some Trumpist fuckwad.
bartender: โget out of the bar.โ
MAGA: โwhy?โ
bartender: โbecause youโre a Trump supporter.โ
MAGA: โI know, but donโt you guys want our money?โ
bartender: โno, actually, we donโt. get out of my bar right now. [picks up baseball bat] Iโm not fucking around. get out of my bar right now.โ
MAGA: โare you serious?
bartender: โIโm dead serious. out.โ
MAGA: โbecause Iโm wearing a Trump hat.โ
bartender: โyes.โ
MAGA: โthatโs wild.โ
bartender: โI donโt care. get out.โ
second bartender: โwe can call the police, or you can just leave.โ
MAGA: โyou know this is, like, discrimination, right?โ
bartender: โboo hoo. boo fucking hoo. get out of my bar.โ
fuck yeah. that was satisfying. boo fucking hoo, indeed. hereโs your binky, MAGA. now take a hike.

hereโs the backstory.
the MAGA asshole who got bounced โ and is now whining to the press about it โ wants you to believe that she was some innocent victim who wandered into a random bar and met up with some surly bartender.
thatโs not the case at all. the cultist โ and her friends โ showed up to cause trouble, and they got what was coming to them.

the bar in question is the Chatterbox Jazz Club in Indianapolis. the joint is LGBTQ+ inclusive, and much of the staff is trans.
itโs possible that Fuckface von Maga and her fuckface friends didnโt even know any of that when they showed up to make a scene. maybe they were just offended by the pride flag hanging outside the bar, and decided that it was their divine mission to stir up shit.
hereโs David Andrichik, the barโs owner, to explain.
โWe were set up. This was a plan to do something like this. We donโt believe the people that came in to instigate even knew what Chatterbox was, but they came in because of our pride flag,โ which is displayed outside the jazz bar.
premeditated or not, these MAGA shitstains stepped inside the Chatterbox and immediately cranked the asshole dial way past eleven. they shouted. they got abusive and confrontational. they deliberately misgendered the bartender. and they got tossed the fuck out.
and then, they came back in and recorded the clip you saw at top of this post โ and went whining to the media about it.
look at us, weโre the real victims here! they hated us for our hats! so unfair! come see the violence inherent in the system!

like their beloved Dear Leader, the cultists always imagine theyโre the real victims โ everything is unfair, and everything is rigged against them.
all we wanted was to hang out. the bartender was so mean to us.
MAGA, you are cordially invited to fuck straight off with your divisive hate. could you just fucking well leave people alone? they just want to live their lives in peace. next time you see a pride flag, just walk on by. the Earth wonโt fall off its axis. I promise.
cultists, can we talk? youโre getting played by the ruling class, and you donโt even realize it. youโre being distracted from the real enemy.
โkeep the people ignorant and fighting each other, and they wonโt notice the plutocrats picking their pocketsโ is right on page one of the oligarchโs playbook.
and please shut the fuck up already about how unfairly you got treated. you acted like an asshole and you got treated like one.
you fucked around, and you found out. enjoy the tiniest of violins.

hereโs the official statement the Chatterbox posted to their Instagram account.

On Friday, March 14th, a group of individuals visited Chatterbox and intentionally misgendered and harassed a Chatterbox employee, resulting in them being asked to leave by our staff. They then continued verbally assaulting our patrons and staff, threatened our establishment, and returned to record a video which has now been posted on multiple social media platforms.

The Chatterbox is home to a diverse group of staff and patrons. We do not tolerate dehumanizing or disrespectful language or symbolism in our establishment. We have a right, by law, to refuse service to anyone who disrupts our business. We look forward to continue being a home for people who love music and appreciate our community.
forgive me for once again reposting what I like to call The Parable of the Nazi Bar, but itโs a tale canโt be told often enough.

I was at a shitty crustpunk bar once getting an after-work beer. One of those shitholes where the bartenders clearly hate you. So the bartender and I were ignoring one another when someone sits next to me and he immediately says, โno. get out.โ
And the dude next to me says, โhey iโm not doing anything, iโm a paying customer.โ and the bartender reaches under the counter for a bat or something and says, โout. now.โ and the dude leaves, kind of yelling. And he was dressed in a punk uniform, I noticed
Anyway, I asked what that was about and the bartender was like, โyou didn’t see his vest but it was all nazi shit. Iron crosses and stuff. You get to recognize them.โ And i was like, oh ok and he continues.
โyou have to nip it in the bud immediately. These guys come in and it’s always a nice, polite one. And you serve them because you don’t want to cause a scene. And then they become a regular and after awhile they bring a friend. And that dude is cool too.โ
โAnd then THEY bring friends and the friends bring friends and they stop being cool and then you realize, oh shit, this is a Nazi bar now. And it’s too late because they’re entrenched and if you try to kick them out, they cause a PROBLEM. So you have to shut them down.โ
of course, what happened at the Chatterbox isnโt totally analogous โ Fuckface von MAGA and her friends werenโt polite, and they certainly werenโt there to infiltrate โ but the lesson is the same: you have to nip that shit in the bud. zero tolerance for Nazi assholes.

fuck around and find out is in short supply right now. letโs celebrate when it happens.
if you find yourself in Indianapolis, stop by the Chatterbox and show them your support.
hereโs your daily reminder that I can be found on Blue Sky at this link.

this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:
practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.
to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery thatโs ahead of us.
we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.
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