No Kings, Comics, & Stuff

No Kings Day

There are no kings in America… yet

Clay Jones

(Clay Jones writes blog entries for his toons; click through on the title above.)

Stranger Danger Zuckerberg

Juries ruled that Meta is bad for kids

Clay Jones

Last Kiss by John Lustig

ICE Butts In

ICE ICE Butthole

Clay Jones

From my G+ friend Brian Arbenz:

How to Turn a Tissue Box Into a Bag Organizer

Here’s how I repurposed my empty tissue box as a plastic grocery bag dispenser in a few easy steps:

Take a plastic shopping bag and stuff it horizontally into the tissue box with the handles sticking out of the slit on top.
Grab another plastic bag and weave it through the handles of the bag sticking out of the box, then stop once it’s about three-quarters the way through.
Stuff both bags into the box, with the handles of the second bag sticking out again like you had before.
Repeat the process until all of the plastic bags are in the box (I was able to fit about 12 bags in mine!)
Gently pull a bag out of the box when you want to use it, just like a regular Kleenex box! Follow steps 1 through 4 to refill when you have more bags to store.

https://www.peacebuttons.info/

#No Kings

(and stay safe!)

A Couple of Fun Bits

I understand about the pastry boxes; they are pretty stupid. Lewis Black expresses someone’s feelings as Lewis Black does.

Have a fun dog video!

Oh, yeah! Another email buried but that I wanted to post here last week. My accomplished niece is a writer, and this is her webpage for her fiction books, Swaimwrites.com . She’s got one about to be released called “Reven,” which is, as her site says, “A steampunk retelling of Peter Pan about the lengths we’ll go to escape the past.” I’m excited to read it, not only because I’m her auntie, but because it looks like it’ll be perfect for these times!📖📚

Josh Day, Next Day

Thanks, MDavis!

MPS posted Lucy Darling in the Midday Palate Cleanser yesterday; absolutely fantastic, and you should click “Midday Palate Cleanser” right up there to see it. In the comments, MDavis mentioned that Lucy Darling had performed on “Penn & Teller: Fool Us,” and was brilliant there, as well. This morning, why, what would be in my phone stream, but Lucy Darling performing on “Penn & Teller: Fool Us”, and here it is!

Tuesday Mix

(Remember Clay Jones writes a blog entry under his comics on Substack, and they’re Gold. Just click through right there on the title.)

Mewling About Mueller

Prez POS strikes again

Clay Jones

https://www.gocomics.com/heathcliff/2026/03/23

It’s our friend Bee!

Josh Johnson 11 hours agoProbably my most requested topic ever. Do your thing for the algo so everyone knows new set will be live premiering Tuesday at 9pm eastern Friends ❤️

(Don’t forget!)

Josh Johnson 7 hours agoH i Friends, good news! I am hosting ‪@TheDailyShow‬ this week Tuesday – Thursday. Do your thing for the algo so more people see it. Guests this week are Sterling K. Brown, Mero, and Eiza González. March 24-26 on Comedy Central and Paramount

Toons And Stuff

I save the best for first. So, you all should know that Josh Johnson is hosting The Daily Show Tuesday night, along with Wed. and Thurs. nights. Thank you for your attention to this vital matter!

Next, and almost as good: maybe this has been seen, but here it is, for your enjoyment.

https://open.substack.com/pub/jefftiedrich/p/lets-all-watch-a-french-general-tell?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web

School Bus Stranger Danger

Parents, do you know who your children are sitting next to?

Clay Jones

Trump celebrates Robert Mueller’s death

Melania, you must be very proud.

Ann Telnaes

The French General had it right

A French General told Drumpf to go EFF HIMSELF

Frosty McGillicuddy

The French general did the right thing

“Fuckez-you!” he did happily sing

“Vous est a dicque

Et vous makez me sicque!

Mange a bite of my low-hanging thingue!”

“The only thing we really have to work at in this life is how to manifest love.”

George Harrison

How About Sunday Comics ‘n’ Stuff-

There could be a two-fer, but here is this in case Scottie is doing his stuff at home.

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/fema-official-gragg-phillips-teleported-waffle-house-1235534828/

Gay of Hormuz

And this is why we need $200 billion and more marines

Clay Jones

https://nakedpastor.com/ (Good stuff there.)

More Forever Wars

Is this exactly what MAGA voted for?

Clay Jones

March comics from The Nib

https://inthesetimes.com/article/homage-to-the-orphanage-chicago-political-comics-trump

From Mattie Lubchansky

https://www.patreon.com/posts/average-152414359

Frosty McGillicuddy’s Substack

Coward on the Loose!

Frosty McGillicuddy

A convicted five timey draft dodger

Tries to prove that he’s not an old codger

“I’ll bomb ol’ Iran

Without any plan

And hoist own damn Jolly Roger!”

“But why do my MAGATTS desert me?

Oh man oh poor me oh they hurt me!

My mama don’t love me

My daddy he shoved me

Where’s a casino? God help me!

Drumpf’s mommy.

(POTUS looks just like his ma, doesn’t he? -A)

Obliterated

The only thing Trump has obliterated is America’s reputation

Ann Telnaes

I Did A Thing

Cartoon One Two Four One

Culture

Josh Lieb Mar 18, 2026

Caption: SHAKESPEARE FOR KIDS. Child actors on stage in Elizabethan costume. One says: “The first thing we do, let’s eat all the ice cream.”

That’s relatable.

Ali Redford makes my day with this one two three seven:

I love the way she stages this — friends at a bar, from the back. That’s exactly where this conversation would take place. It doesn’t matter who’s saying it. And I think this might be the first time Ali has used color. I like it. Thanks, Ali!

Draw my comics. I’ll post them here.

(snip)