2 Items Regarding Book Bans, & Time Travel For World Improvement

What to Know About the National Book Ban Bill

House Resolution 7661 is a potentially significant piece of book ban legislation. Here’s what you need to know about it.

On March 17, the U.S. House Committee on Education and the Workforce advanced H.R. 7661. There is no word regarding when the bill will be voted on, but the vote is expected to occur sometime in the coming weeks. While that bill number may not sound familiar, there’s a good chance you have recently heard it referred to as the National Book Ban Bill.

Though that title is not formally associated with the proposed resolution, it does speak to the concerns many have regarding the bill’s language, intentions, and potential long-term impact. While it can understandably feel overwhelming to keep up with every potentially impactful piece of legislation in the modern United States government, the details of H. R. 7661 (including those not printed, which only exist between the lines) make it worth knowing about for anyone who opposes the growing trend of book bans and public education funding.

What is H. R. 7661, or the Stop the Sexualization of Children Act?

Formally, what is sometimes referred to as the National Book Ban Bill is being presented as H.R. 7661 or the “Stop the Sexualization of Children Act.” You can read that act here. It has also been referred to as the “National Don’t Say Gay bill,” a reference to a 2022 statute that triggered significant school policy changes, including legislation that restricted public schools from introducing material in kindergarten through 3rd-grade classrooms that was deemed to be related to matters of sexual orientation and gender identity. The law also included requirements specific to students in higher grades and age ranges.

A sweeping initiative, the Don’t Say Gay bill (formally referred to as the “Parental Rights in Education” bill) established several education restrictions regarding both curricula and school policies that could be enforced via various means (including potential legal action). It required schools to inform parents if their children received any mental health services at school, it allowed parents to have greater access to formerly private documents related to their kids, and it enacted a series of moderation policies that effectively enabled legislators to have greater control over what is (and isn’t) taught to students in those age ranges via funding decisions and similar policies. Said policies included book bans, which are also at the heart of H.R. 7661’s many potential effects.

The Main Provisions of H. R. 7661

The primary purpose of H. R. 7661 is to enable the U.S. government to deny federal funding to schools that use those funds for programs and materials the bill deems to be inappropriate.

The bill is effectively an amendment to the Elementary and Secondary Education Act of 1965. The act was designed to provide expanded federal funding to public schools to ensure that their students (more specifically, public school students in lower-income areas) didn’t continue to fall far behind students at schools with access to more resources. It was a milestone piece of legislation that remains one of the cornerstones for federal public school funding in the United States to this day.

While H. R. 7661 would not eliminate that act, it would, in the bill’s own language, “prohibit the use of funds provided under such Act to develop, implement, facilitate, host, or promote any program or activity for, or to provide or promote literature or other materials to, children under the age of 18 that includes sexually oriented material, and for other purposes.”

The broad nature of that language is one of the more controversial aspects of the bill. For instance, it would deny schools the ability to use federal funding for programs, literature, and related texts that include “sexually oriented material” and “material that exposes such children to nude adults, individuals who are stripping, or lewd or lascivious dancing.” H. R. 7661 also includes exemptions for scientific texts, works related to major religions, as well as “classic works of literature” and “classic works of art” (more on those in a bit) that may naturally include references to the content it intends to restrict. Furthermore, the authors of the bill note that “sexually oriented material” includes “any depiction, description, or simulation of sexually explicit conduct (as defined in subparagraphs (A) and (B) of section 2256(2) of title 18, United States Code).” You can read those United States Code subparagraphs here. They largely reference material such as “bestiality” and “sadistic or masochistic abuse” but also include the far more general idea of “sexual intercourse… whether between persons of the same or opposite sex” as sexually explicit content. It is a rather large collection of topics which could potentially fall under that umbrella definition.

However, H. R. 7661 would expand the definition of “sexually oriented material” to include material that “involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism.” Along with suggesting that matters of identity should be considered a sexually obscene topic, the inclusion of that language has significant legal implications. That choice of wording makes it clear that this bill will most directly and immediately affect transgender students, transgender-related materials, and it could be argued, gender non-conformity topics in general, which may include discussions of specifically prohibited subjects in affected schools. 

What’s important to remember is that the bill specifies works that will be excluded, but it is more vague regarding what, exactly, could be impacted. It could, for instance, be determined that a variety of LGBTQIA+ books that make passing reference (or even perceived passing references) to such materials could also be effectively banned from federally funded schools. The policies for such determinations and review procedures are not set. It should also be noted that the use of “sexually oriented material” and similar pieces of broad language have often been contested as the basis for similar pieces of legislation (more on those below). 

There are undoubtedly concerns regarding the direct targeting of students and materials that would be most obviously impacted by the “gender dysphoria or transgenderism” language. The reason that this is being referred to as a “National Book Ban Bill,” though, is due to both the bill’s relationship with current federal funding policies (and thus its potential reach) and the ways that its language could be used to legally justify a variety of bans or create a precedent for similarly sweeping bills. 

What Would Happen If H. R. 7661 Passes?

(snip-More, at link right up there. Go read it, so you know what we each need to know-)


Five Time Travel Stories About Taking Out Hitler

Exploring very different takes on a familiar thought experiment.

By Lorna Wallace

It’s a familiar question in time travel narratives: If you could go back in time and kill Adolf Hitler, would you? Sometimes, of course, there are time travel rules in place that prevent such interference; for instance, in About Time (2013) time travelers can only go back to moments in their own pasts. But there are plenty of other stories where the opportunity does present itself (although not everyone is able to follow through with it, including antihero Deadpool).

While the basic premise—removing Hitler from existence in some way (often as a baby, or before he can be born)—is sometimes only briefly touched on in time travel narratives, there are a number of stories that explore the problems and ramifications of such an action in a bit more depth. Here are five short stories (well, four stories and one comic, which is arguably a short story with art) that do just that.

I Killed Hitler” by Ralph Milne Farley (1941)

Just a few years into World War II—before America had even joined the fight—Ralph Milne Farley wrote the earliest known story about using time travel to kill Hitler. The unnamed main character is one of the Nazi leader’s distant cousins but he lives half a world away in Massachusetts. He’s deeply unhappy about Hitler’s warmongering—partly because the genocidal leader’s actions are unequivocally wrong, but also partly (and honestly… largely) because being drafted into the war is going to interfere with our narrator’s painting career.

After complaining to a friend about all the Allies who haven’t taken the chance to assassinate Hitler during their face-to-face meetings, our protagonist gets the chance to go back in time and murder the Führer while he’s still a young boy. Although the outcome is now a fairly basic rendition of the theme, this story remains notable for being the first take on the idea.

I Killed Adolf Hitler” by Jason (2006)

Set in a world where being a killer-for-hire is a legitimate profession, this comic book sees our protagonist, an anthropomorphic dog who is once again unnamed, take on an unusual job: killing Hitler. The time machine that sends him back only has enough energy for one round trip every 50 years, so it’s crucial that he doesn’t mess it up—which, of course, he does. Not only does he fail to kill Hitler, but the Führer uses the time machine’s one ride back to the present and then promptly blends in with modern society.

Our hitman still needs to finish the job, though, and now he’s tasked with tracking down the Nazi leader, in spite of the fact that he’s much older once he’s caught up to his target (because, after being stranded in the past, he had to live through the years to get back to the present). He decides to enlist the help of his (now much younger) ex-girlfriend and the journey they go on together is filled with both dry humor and unexpectedly tender moments. Sure, their goal might be murder, but there’s still room for touching character growth along the way…

Missives from Possible Futures #1: Alternate History Search Results” by John Scalzi (2007)

Written in the second person, this short story sees you sampling a technology called Multiversity™, which is essentially Google Search for the multiverse. You enter “THE DEATH OF ADOLF HITLER”—one of the most popular searches—and are shown eight sample realities based on the various ways that Hitler has died in alternate histories. This story is short and sweet, with only a few sentences outlining each scenario (although you’re informed that you can get a more detailed breakdown for the low, low price of $59.95!).

The hilarious scenarios become increasingly unhinged (and one does explicitly feature time travel!), but because there are only eight I don’t want to spoil any of them by going into too much detail, here. What I will say is that I would absolutely pay to find out more about the squids in Scenario #8…

This short story served as the basis for the “Alternate Histories” episode in the first season of Love, Death & Robots—so if this concept seems familiar to you, that might be why.

Wikihistory” by Desmond Warzel (2011)

“Wikihistory” is written entirely as a series of online forum posts from members of the International Association of Time Travelers. The first post in the story comes from FreedomFighter69, a new member of the IATT who is celebrating their first excursion: going to the opening of the 1936 Olympic Games to kill Hitler. SilverFox316 is none too impressed with this move and a few minutes later posts to say that they’ve successfully gone back and stopped FreedomFighter69. Much to the frustration of SilverFox316, new members continue making this same mistake (which could be avoided if they’d simply read Bulletin 1147 as they’ve been repeatedly asked to do!).

The forum format is inventive, the time travel plot is chaotically fun, and the bickering dynamic between the posters feels hilariously true to life.

It’s OK to Say if You Went Back in Time and Killed Baby Hitler” by Jo Lindsay Walton (2018)

This is another short story written in the second person; this time you’re a member of a small group of anti-fascists intent on using a time travel rig to kill baby Hitler. Umeko volunteers for the gruesome mission and when she returns, she’s confident that she got the job done. But then she learns that history hasn’t changed, which makes no sense because she’s certain that she beheaded baby Hitler.

While the group squabble over this unexpected result, you as the protagonist take the opportunity to slip into the rig and go back to 1890 to figure out what went wrong with the original mission. You get your answer, but unfortunately both time travel and group projects are a very messy business, so combining the two isn’t exactly a recipe for success.


Although using time travel to put an end to Hitler and his rise to power is a fairly well-trodden trope at this point, hopefully this list has proven that there are still plenty of creative ways to tell this kind of story. I’d love to hear if you have any particularly intriguing, thoughtful, and/or original stories that riff on this theme, regardless of format!

(no snip; they’re all here.)

Some Joe My God headlines that caught my eye

I got up at 3 am this morning and was able to respond to almost all the comments.  That gave me a few minutes while I ate some apple oatmeal for breakfast to read some news from Joe My God that he posted yesterday.  Here they are in no particular order. Hugs


Yes it would make me want to sign up to work grueling hours and possibly die for a country that wants to use my graduation to arrest and deport my family members. Great move.  Hugs.

ICE Agents To Attend USMC Boot Camp Graduation Ceremony To Arrest Undocumented Family Members

 

I wonder what makes a person so hateful, bigoted, and racist.  How much do you fear not being in a super majority and why? Do they worry that the new majority will treat them the way they treated the minorities when they were the majority? Hugs

Politico: Architect Of 2020 Fake Elector Scheme Is Main Driver Of Campaign To Overturn Birthright Citizenship

 

More racism.  This program they are now stopping claiming it is DEI and woke is because the first program illegally excluded black people in an attempt to be racist.  Hugs

USDA Cancels $300M “DEI” Program To Help Farmers

I was not sure whether to put this under corruption or racism.  But as they are clearly using race, skin color, and language/accents to stop and detain people, racism won the toss.  Hugs

DHS Halts Plans To Purchase More Warehouse Gulags

OK more bigotry if not racism.  The joy these people get from forcing kids to be cis or straight rather than let people just express themselves as they are is something I don’t understand. Seriously, why the need to go against all the medical science, medical studies that show conversion therapy to not only not work but to be very harmful to those who experiance it.   It is torture and child abuse.  Kids who are forced into it, who have to suffer through conversion therapy are much more likely to try to commit suicide.  For what goal, to please their god?  Their god created the trans / gay person as trans or gay.

Ex-Gay Torture Group Celebrates Supreme Court Ruling

Grift, graft, and corruption run rampant in the tRump administration.  Hugs

Duffy Partners With MTV’s “Real World” Producers For Reality Series About His Family On Extended Road Trip

 

The Army felt it was important enough breach of regulations and rules along with a waste of taxpayer money to suspend and investigate those involved.   Pete Kegseth our Fox host wannabe big time war general secretary of defense over ruled their decision and undermined their authority because it looked cool.  He is acting like a 10 year old boy playing army with his toys.  Kegseth also illegally removed 4 officers from being promoted to flag rank.  Two because they were female and two because they were black.  The rest he wanted to be promoted were white men of course. Hugs

Hegseth Kills Army Probe Into Kid Rock Fly-By: “Pilots Suspension Lifted, No Punishment, Carry On Patriots”

More illegal actions by the wannabe dictator and his administration who believe anything tRump mumbles is the law of the land and they do not have to follow any rule or law.  Hugs

Judge: Trump Illegally Ended Legal Status Of Migrants

tRump illegally deciding that his administration can decide who gets to vote and how voting is done.  All by his decree.  The dear leader has spoken.  Hugs

Trump Signs Order To Create List Of “Eligible Voters”

More crime? Why am I surprised that people that rioted and attacked the US Capitol, breaking in and causing mass damage might not respect the laws?  In that act they assaulted police, staff, and tried to kill congress members.  Hugs

NYT: “People Trump Pardoned Are On A Crime Spree”

 

 

Important Words From Rev. William Barber

Rev. William Barber: Why the Midterm Election is So Important

Rev. Barber: We have to start teaching people that when we talk about politics, there is not an aspect of your life—from your birth to your death—that is not impacted.

By Rev. William Barber II

Published March 30, 2026

When we look at the midterm elections, we have to start with the basics. We are electing every member of the United States House of Representatives and one-third of the United States Senate. In most places, we are electing their entire state general assemblies, and many are electing governors, attorney generals, and so forth. We are electing the very people who impact every aspect of our lives. These elections determine whether we will have people in office who want to ensure everyone has health care or who want to take health care away; whether we want people in office who will vote to make sure everyone is paid a living wage versus just giving more money to corporations; whether they will care about poor and low-wage voters and the resources for people to afford a basic life, or whether all they will care about is giving more wealth to the already wealthy. That is what’s on the line.

Rev. Dr. William Barber, co-chair of the Poor People’s Campaign speaks at the Poor People’s Campaign: A National Call For Moral Revival Rally at the US Supreme Court on October 27, 2021 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Jemal Countess/Getty Images for Repairers Of The Breach)

What is at stake is whether or not you have a Congress that will demand that the President, whoever that President is, cannot just act unilaterally, but must get congressional approval for war; whether or not we have a budget; whether or not TSA agents are paid; whether or not government employees are paid; whether or not we have a Congress that will stand up and not just be a rubber stamp to what an authoritarian President wants to do or will just “go along to get along.”

We have to start teaching people that when we talk about politics, there is not an aspect of your life—from your birth to your death—that is not impacted. You’re not officially recognized without a birth certificate, which is the result of a political decision. You can’t guarantee your Medicaid, Medicare, or Social Security without political decisions. Even as you die, people must understand that politics is not just about personality; it’s about people being put in place and the kinds of policies and vision they will enact.

Rev. Dr. William J. Barber II, is a Professor in the Practice of Public Theology and Public Policy and Founding Director of the Center for Public Theology and Public Policy at Yale Divinity School. He serves as President and Senior Lecturer of Repairers of the Breach, Co-Chair of the Poor People’s Campaign

Trump Is Going Full Quagmire In Iran

 

Trump Struggles Speaking After Being Humiliated By Iran

 

Republican Vampire Can’t Sell This

BREAKING: Armageddon has Begun

The Roads to Mattis, Iran, Trump, and Hormuz.

Snips And Bits



(Just under an hour, so more than a snip or a bit, but it’s not only necessary, it’s fascinating. Or else I’m just that big a geek.)




How Angela Davis Predicted The Modern Face Of Fascism in 1971

Fifty years prior to rumors of fascism circling President Trump, activist and philosopher Angela Davis made a spooky prediction about dictatorship in the U.S.

By Phenix S Halley

President Donald Trump’s administration continues to stand on shaky ground amid bombshell resignations and rumors of a dictatorship brewing. But in the midst of these unprecedented times, one Black political activist’s warning could offer a shocking reality for Americans… even if the message came 55 years earlier.

Trump’s return to the White House was met with fierce criticism from leaders like former Vice President Kamala Harris and his own former chief of staff, John Kelly, who explicitly declared that Trump fits “into the general definition of fascist.” But while terms like “fascist” and “dictator” have found a comfortable place in American politics today, activists like Angela Davis were among the loudest opponents of fascism nearly six decades ago.

By the 1970s, the Cold War against the Soviet Union revamped fears of a possible fascist regime in the States– notably from many Black Panthers. While awaiting trial for murder, Davis spoke with filmmaker Peter Davis about the likelihood that America would be ruled by a dictator.

“We are closer to fascism than we’ve ever been before,” Davis said from a California prison in 1971. But while the political activist stopped short of declaring fascism had officially made its mark in the U.S. then, her scary prediction has arguably taken a new light in 2026. (SNIP-click the title to read the rest; it’s not at all long)


This Is Pertinent To Our Interests

Google Has a Secret Reference Desk. Here’s How to Use It.

40 Google features to find exactly what you need, the alternative search engines that do things Google won’t, and the reference desk framework underneath all of it.

Hana Lee Goldin, MLIS

Most of us search Google the same way we always have: type a few words, scroll, click something that looks close enough, and hope. For a while, that worked. Google handed us a list of links and let us take it from there.

What’s happening now is something different. A 2024 study by SparkToro found that nearly 60% of Google searches end without anyone clicking through to a website, and the trend has accelerated since. By February 2026, Ahrefs found that queries triggering AI Overviews now see a 58% reduction in clicks. Google has been systematically inserting itself between you and the original source, answering questions with AI-generated summaries before you ever reach the page those answers came from. The results you do see are filtered through an algorithm that weighs your search history, your location, and the billions of dollars advertisers have spent to appear for particular queries. Two people searching identical phrases on the same day can get meaningfully different results without either of them knowing it. And because Google controls roughly 90% of the world’s search traffic, most people have no frame of reference for what a less mediated search experience would even look like.

The search bar replaced the reference desk without replacing the skills behind it: knowing how to ask a question precisely, understanding how information is organized and who funds it, knowing the difference between a primary source and a summary of one. The assumption was that the technology made all of that unnecessary, which suited Google; a user who can’t navigate information independently is a user who keeps coming back to be guided.

The search bar you already have is more capable than that arrangement requires you to know. With the right syntax, it becomes a precision instrument: narrow by domain, by date, by file type, by exact phrase. We can pull up archived pages, surface open file directories, and even find what people said in forums instead of what brands want us to find. None of it requires a new tool or a paid account. The capability has been there the whole time.

When You’re Not Getting What You Asked For

Google is constantly interpreting you. It swaps in synonyms, personalizes results based on your history, and decides what you probably meant rather than returning what you typed. Most of the time that interpretation is invisible. These tools are how you override it.

site:

limits your search to a single website. Try: site:nytimes.com climate to search only the Times, or site:gov vaccine to pull results exclusively from government domains. It works as a better version of a website’s own search function (most built-in site search is mediocre at best), as a trust filter when you only want results from a specific domain type, and as a research shortcut when you already know which publication or institution you want to pull from. You can also run it in reverse: electric vehicles -site:tesla.com returns coverage that isn’t from Tesla’s own pages.

Number ranges

let you set hard boundaries on any numerical search. Put two periods between two numbers with no spaces: laptop $500..$800 returns results mentioning prices in that range. The same syntax works for years (civil rights legislation 1964..1968) or any other measurement. It eliminates a significant amount of irrelevant results when you’re comparison shopping or trying to find coverage from a specific period.

Verbatim mode

is the most powerful feature most people have never used. After any search, click Tools (just below the search bar), then the “All Results” dropdown, then select “Verbatim.”

Google stops paraphrasing you entirely and returns results for exactly what you typed, stripped of personalization and synonym-swapping. It’s one of the most useful things Google has buried several clicks deep, and the fact that it takes three clicks to reach says something about how much Google wants you to find it.

Quotation marks

work the same way at the phrase level. Try: “the medium is the message”. Wrapping a phrase in quotation marks forces Google to find pages where those exact words appear in that exact order. Unquoted words are treated as suggestions; quoted phrases are treated as requirements. Use this to verify whether a quote is real and trace it to its actual source, to find a specific statistic rather than everything that implies it, or to track down a title you half-remember. It’s also the mechanism behind one of the most useful social search techniques covered below.

The minus sign

removes a word from your results entirely. Put it directly before the word with no space: jaguar -car returns the animal, mercury -planet returns the element or the musician depending on your other terms. Precise, effective, and useful any time a word you’re searching carries more than one meaning.

AROUND(#)

is an undocumented proximity operator that tells Google how many words apart your two search terms can be. Try: climate AROUND(3) policy. The intent is that only pages where those terms appear in genuine proximity show up, rather than a page that mentions “climate” in the introduction and “policy” ten paragraphs later. Google has never officially documented this operator and its behavior is inconsistent, but when it works, it operates closer to how academic databases have functioned for decades. Worth testing, but not something to rely on the way you would a documented operator.

When You Need the Real Source, Not Just a Summary

The difference between finding a blog post about a study and finding the study itself isn’t trivial, and the gap between them is larger than most people expect.

filetype:

returns only a specific kind of file. filetype:pdf remote work productivity returns only PDFs. Swap pdf for ppt to find slide decks, or doc for Word documents. Most research reports, government documents, academic papers, and white papers exist as PDFs and don’t rank highly in regular search results because they weren’t built for traffic. Filetype search gets you past that.

intitle: “index of”

surfaces something most people don’t know exists: open file directories on the internet. Try: intitle: “index of” /pdf “media literacy”

These are servers running with directory listing enabled, a default setting in Apache that displays all files in a directory when no index page exists. Most administrators never turned it off. The result is publicly accessible file systems, packed with documents, datasets, and files that don’t appear in regular search results.

before: and after:

set a date boundary on your results. mental health social media research after:2023 filters out everything published before that year. Use before: to find what was known or written at a particular point in time, useful for confirming a source predates an event or for tracing how a conversation has shifted over time. Combine them with site: for a targeted archive search: site:theatlantic.com AI after:2023 pulls everything The Atlantic has published on the subject in the past two years. This kind of search used to require a library database subscription.

intitle: and inurl:

let you filter by the structure of a page rather than just its content. intitle:”media literacy” returns only pages where that phrase appears in the actual title, not just mentioned once in passing. inurl:gov intitle:”AI policy” finds government pages where AI policy is the stated subject. Combined, they’re considerably more precise than keyword searching alone.

When You Want Real Human Opinions, Not Sponsored Content

SEO has made the first page of Google results increasingly dominated by content written to rank rather than to inform. These techniques route around it.

“can anyone recommend”

exploits a quirk in how people write when they’re asking for help without a commercial motive. Try: “can anyone recommend” noise-canceling headphones under $100. Because the phrase is in quotation marks, Google surfaces only pages where those exact words appear, which means forum threads, community posts, and real conversations where people asked the same question you’re asking. Instead of a sponsored listicle, you get someone’s firsthand experience choosing between two specific products. Swap in “does anyone know a good” or “what’s the best” for variations on the same trick.

@ before a word

surfaces social tags and handles in your results. Try: @reddit home espresso machine. Google officially describes this as a tool for finding social tags, so pairing it with a platform name like @reddit or @twitter alongside your topic pulls community discussions toward the top of your results. It doesn’t filter exclusively to those platforms, but it shifts the result set in that direction. Combine it with the quotation mark technique when you want to narrow things further.

The omitted results link

is easy to miss. When Google adds a note at the bottom of a results page saying some results were hidden because they’re too similar to others, there’s a small link to include them anyway. The results Google omits tend to be less trafficked and less search-optimized, which frequently means they’re more substantive and written for readers rather than algorithms. When doing real research rather than a quick lookup, that’s exactly where to look.

When You Need to Go Deeper

The asterisk *

works as a wildcard for any missing word or phrase. Try: “the * of artificial intelligence”. The asterisk stands in for whatever word you can’t remember or want to explore. It’s invaluable for chasing down half-remembered titles and quotes, and it surfaces the full range of ways a phrase gets used across different contexts, which is useful for research that starts from a concept rather than a specific source.

Stacking operators

is where precision compounds. filetype:pdf “information literacy” site:edu before:2015 finds older academic PDFs on the topic from university domains. site:cdc.gov after:2022 -press release pulls recent CDC content with press releases filtered out. The combinations are where the real power lives, and once you’ve internalized a few operators separately, combining them becomes instinctive.

When You Just Need a Fast Answer

Many of Google’s most useful features are things you’d only find by accident, because nothing in the interface tells you they exist. These all work by typing directly into the search bar.

Paste a flight number

like UA 2157 and Google returns the live gate, departure and arrival times, current delay status, and a real-time position tracker without opening an app or an airline website. This works for any major commercial flight. If you’re picking someone up, it’s considerably faster than anything the airline itself offers.

Paste any package tracking number

and Google recognizes the format automatically, whether it’s UPS, FedEx, or USPS, and shows live delivery status directly on the results page. If you’ve been opening carrier websites every time you get a shipping confirmation, you didn’t need to be.

Type run speed test

and Google measures your download and upload speed directly in the browser, without sending you to a third-party site like Speedtest.net. When you’re troubleshooting a slow connection and don’t want to open another tab, it’s the fastest option.

Type [thing] vs. [thing]

like oat milk vs almond milk, Notion vs Obsidian, ibuprofen vs acetaminophen, and Google pulls a side-by-side comparison panel with key differences. It works for supplements, software, ingredients, and medications. It’s not always exhaustive, but it’s faster than opening five tabs to piece together the same information.

A few more that show up less in guides but earn their place:

  • define: [word] returns the full dictionary definition plus etymology
  • how to pronounce [word] gives you an audio button and phonetic spelling
  • [food] calories brings up nutritional information without leaving the search bar
  • sunrise [city] or sunset [city] gives you exact times
  • time in [city] shows current local time anywhere in the world
  • [amount] [currency] to [currency] pulls a live exchange rate
  • stock [ticker] shows a live price chart with trading volume
  • tip for $[amount] opens a tip calculator you can adjust by percentage and split by number of people
  • translate [phrase] to [language] opens a full translation widget with audio pronunciation
  • what is my IP returns your IP address immediately
  • random number between [X] and [Y] generates one instantly
  • color picker opens an interactive color wheel with hex and RGB codes in the results page itself
  • timer 25 minutes starts a countdown without leaving Google
  • metronome opens a working, adjustable metronome
  • bubble level uses your phone’s gyroscope as an actual level
  • breathing exercise guides you through a timed breath pattern
  • what sound does a [animal] make plays the actual audio
  • flip a coin and roll a die both work exactly as described
  • Any math equation typed into the search bar is solved immediately

Google also has a full arcade buried in the results page. Searching solitairetic-tac-toesnake, or pac-man opens a playable game directly, no app or third-party site required. Most people have scrolled past these results for years without realizing they were interactive. And two Easter eggs that have been there since at least 2011 and still work: do a barrel roll spins the entire results page 360 degrees, and askew tilts it just enough that people think something is wrong with their screen.

One more that matters for anyone who makes content: after any image search, click Tools > Usage Rights and filter to show only images licensed for reuse. The feature is two clicks deep, most people who need it regularly don’t know it exists, and using an unlicensed image because you didn’t check is a more common mistake than it should be.

What Not to Do

These are the habits that undermine searches most often, and most of them are so ingrained they feel like standard practice.

Don’t treat the AI Overview as the answer.

The AI-generated summary at the top of many Google results is the feature most likely to be wrong and most likely to present that wrongness with complete confidence. Since Google launched AI Overviews in May 2024, documented errors have included advising users to add glue to pizza, recommending that people eat one small rock per day, producing a response claiming Barack Obama was the United States’ first Muslim president (drawn from an academic book title that Google’s system misread as a factual claim), and, in May 2025, insisting across multiple queries that the current year was 2024. These aren’t edge cases. They reflect a structural problem with how the feature works: it synthesizes answers from sources you can’t always see, using a system that can misread context, miss sarcasm, and draw incorrect conclusions from factually correct sources. If the AI Overview touches anything consequential, check the sources beneath it.

Don’t click the first result without checking whether it’s an ad.

Google labels paid results, but the labels have grown smaller and less visually distinct over time. The first two or three results on many searches are sponsored placements, meaning companies paid to appear there rather than earning their position organically. A business with a large advertising budget can outrank a more authoritative source on nearly any commercial query. Check for the small “Sponsored” label before assuming what’s at the top is what’s most credible.

Don’t assume your results are the same as anyone else’s.

Google personalizes results based on your search history, location, device, and account data. Two people searching the same phrase can get meaningfully different pages in meaningfully different orders without either of them knowing it. When research matters, Verbatim mode or a private/incognito window removes some of that personalization layer.

Don’t use quotation marks on everything.

Quotation marks are precise when you need an exact phrase, but applying them to every search narrows your results so sharply that you’ll miss pages that would have been directly useful. If you’re not searching for a specific verbatim phrase, leave the quotes off.

Don’t add a space after an operator.

Purely mechanical, but it kills the function entirely. site:cdc.gov works; site: cdc.gov does not. The operator and the term have to run together with no space between them.

Don’t just Google it when the stakes are real.

Most people use Google the same way for everything, whether they’re looking for a restaurant or trying to understand a diagnosis, a medication interaction, a contract clause, or a financial decision. That habit works fine for low-stakes questions, but for anything with real consequences, Google’s results, and especially its AI Overviews, are a place to find sources, not a destination. A Guardian investigation in January 2026 found multiple AI-generated health summaries that medical professionals flagged as dangerous, including dietary advice for pancreatic cancer patients that Anna Jewell, director of support, research and influencing at Pancreatic Cancer UK, said could “jeopardize a person’s chances of being well enough to have treatment.” Google is often the fastest way to figure out where to look. Treating it as the place to stop is where the trouble starts.

Beyond Google: You Have Options

Knowing when to use a different tool is part of knowing any tool well. Treating one resource as the default regardless of the question is a habit, and like most habits, it runs below the level of conscious choice.

Google is where most people search, and learning to use it well is worth doing. But Alphabet, Google’s parent company, reported $350 billion in total revenue in 2024, with advertising accounting for more than three-quarters of that, according to the company’s own annual filing. The results Google shows you are shaped by that business model in ways that aren’t always visible. Its algorithm promotes pages built to rank, which isn’t the same as pages built to inform. Its AI summaries synthesize answers from sources you often can’t see, which makes it harder to evaluate whether the underlying information is reliable. And because it personalizes results based on your history, two people searching the same phrase on the same day can land in meaningfully different places. Understanding that context changes what you should reasonably expect from a Google search, and knowing what else is available changes what you do when Google isn’t the right tool for the question.

If the problem is structural — that Google’s incentives and your interests don’t always point in the same direction — then having alternatives isn’t about distrust. It’s about knowing which tool fits the question. These eight work differently, in ways that are worth understanding before you need them.

  1. Kagi is a paid search engine with no advertising and no sponsored results. Plans start at $5 a month for 300 searches or $10 a month for unlimited. You’re paying directly for the service rather than trading your attention for access, which changes the underlying incentives entirely. Its results tend toward fewer SEO-optimized pages and more original sources, a difference most noticeable when the quality of information matters more than the speed of finding it.
  2. DuckDuckGo is free, doesn’t track your searches, and supports all the operators covered above. It also has a feature called !bangs: type !w before any search to go straight to Wikipedia, or !scholar for Google Scholar. It turns the search bar into a shortcut launcher for wherever you want to land, without a company logging where that is.
  3. Brave Search is free and privacy-focused, and unlike most alternatives, it runs its own independent search index rather than licensing results from Google or Bing. Most privacy-focused search engines are Bing with a different coat of paint; Brave is the meaningful exception.
  4. Startpage is free and returns Google’s actual results without Google’s tracking. It works as a private intermediary, submitting your query to Google anonymously and returning results without storing your IP address, search history, or any identifying data. If you’ve tried the other alternatives and find the results weaker than you want, Startpage resolves that without sending your data to Google directly. One thing worth knowing going in: Startpage is owned by System1, a U.S. advertising company, which it discloses openly and says does not affect its no-tracking policy.
  5. Perplexity is AI-powered and built for research questions. It gives you a synthesized answer with sources cited directly alongside it, so you can see exactly where the information came from and evaluate it yourself. For questions where you want a starting point with visible sourcing rather than a list of links to sort through, it’s often faster and more transparent than a traditional search.
  6. Bing is Microsoft’s search engine and the second largest in the world by traffic, which makes it the most overlooked real alternative to Google. It’s ad-supported and tracks your searches, so it doesn’t solve the privacy problem — but it runs an entirely different index, which means different results, and that alone is worth knowing. For image search and video it’s often stronger than Google. It’s also the engine powering Microsoft’s Copilot, which gives you AI-generated answers with sourcing in the same way Perplexity does. If a Google search isn’t surfacing what you need, running the same query on Bing takes ten seconds and frequently produces something Google buried or missed entirely.
  7. Ecosia is ad-supported and runs on Bing’s index, so the results are comparable to Bing rather than Google. What’s different is what happens to the money: Ecosia is a certified B Corp that directs the majority of its advertising revenue toward reforestation projects and publishes monthly financial reports so you can verify it. It won’t give you stronger results than the alternatives above, but for someone whose searches are already going to generate ad revenue for someone, Ecosia redirects that toward something. It’s a light switch, not a lifestyle change — but it’s a real one.
  8. Library databases are the option most people forget they already have. A public library card — free in most cities — gives you access to databases like ProQuest, EBSCOhost, and JSTOR that the open web simply cannot replicate. These index academic journals, historical newspapers, court documents, company filings, and primary sources that were never designed for Google to crawl and never will be. If you’ve been hitting paywalls on research that matters, this is how you get past them without paying. Check your library’s website for remote access instructions; most let you log in from home with your card number.

The Skill Nobody Told You You’d Need

There used to be a professional layer between most people and raw information. Librarians, researchers, editors, fact-checkers: people whose entire job was to understand how information was organized, who produced it, what motivated them, and where the gaps were in any given source. You didn’t need to think much about any of that, because someone else already had.

That layer has largely dissolved. Search engines replaced the card catalog, algorithms replaced the reference interview, and AI summaries are now stepping in where a librarian’s judgment about source quality used to sit. What’s been left in place of all that professional mediation is a search bar and the assumption that you’ll figure it out.

The tools above don’t fix that problem, but they change your position within it. Every technique here is a version of the same underlying move: being specific about what you need and deliberate about where to look for it. Most people were never taught to approach search that way, because the assumption has always been that it’s simple enough not to need teaching. But the same move works everywhere information is organized: library catalogs, academic databases, legal repositories, government archives.

Search syntax is just the entry point. What’s underneath it is a way of thinking about how knowledge is structured and who controls access to it — and that transfers to every tool you’ll use after this one.