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Ryan Walters News!

Christian Nationalist Ex-Oklahoma Schools Chief Ryan Walters Is Getting No-Fault Divorced

Congratulations to his family on getting to spend less time with him.

Robyn Pennacchia

Former Oklahoma Schools Superintendent Ryan Walters is one of the holiest men in all the land. He worked tirelessly for many years to use the power of the state to convert children to Christianity, without care or regard to how “unconstitutional” that was. A Bible in every classroom! Every wall straight up papered with the Ten Commandments! State funding for Catholic charter schools! Forcing kids to watch videos of him praying to Donald Trump! Sure, many of his initiatives failed, but he did ultimately succeed in one thing: spending over $100,000 in taxpayer funds to pay PR firms to promote his “personal brand” and secure over 400 media appearances for him.

To be fair, he was also really good at sending and showing porn to his colleagues.

And now he is about to be very good at being alone.

Last Friday, Ryan Walters filed a petition to divorce Katie Walters, his wife of 15 years and mother to his four children. In the filing, Walters’s attorney cited “a state of complete and irreconcilable incompatibility” as the reason for the divorce, claiming that this “destroyed the aims of the marriage of the parties and rendered its continuation impossible.”

In other words, a no-fault divorce.

If you haven’t been paying too much attention to the worst people in the world, you may not be aware of the Right’s hysteria over “no-fault divorce” these last few years, which they claim has just ruined everything by allowing women to leave their shitty husbands without needing to prove abuse or adultery.

Sure, it’s also significantly decreased suicide rates in married women, decreased domestic violence across the board and led to far fewer men being fed arsenic-laced ham sandwiches by wives with no other recourse for getting out of a bad marriage. But it’s really inconvenienced men who would like to force the women they feel they own to stay married to them, as God intended.

While all states now allow for no fault divorces, Oklahoma allows for both no fault and fault divorce, which means he had the option to have a divorce of which his Christian Nationalist pals might have approved, but he decided against. One of the benefits, we might note, of no-fault divorce, is that people don’t end up having their dirty laundry made public in court records. Does Walters have something to hide? Did he send porn to too many people? Were there not enough Ten Commandment posters in their home, causing him to lapse and break the sixth?

Of course, it doesn’t actually seem as though Christian Nationalists are that mad at no-fault divorce when it’s the man who files, so perhaps that is the difference here? They haven’t been too clear about how they want this New Gilead to work beyond just, you know, women giving up all of their rights so that they can be happy.

Sure, it’s also significantly decreased suicide rates in married women, decreased domestic violence across the board and led to far fewer men being fed arsenic-laced ham sandwiches by women
 Take females rights away before they take ours away. This is the only solution.   - Abolish No Fault Divorce - Abolish marital rape laws - Abolish the 19th amendment - Abolish HR departments  - Abolish all government aid services for females - Abolish and shut down all pro-female private charities - Establish harsh taxes for females 25+ who aren't married and mothers (amnesty given for widows and infertile females, and those with health complications).

After all, they seem to be pretty okay with all of Trump’s divorces in pursuit of younger women (though perhaps, in their world, it is a more valid reason than escaping domestic violence).

HUFFPOST: Trump Admin Takes Unprecedented Step To Get Patient Medical Records

Trump Admin Takes Unprecedented Step To Get Patient Medical Records
This is the first known instance of the Justice Department launching a criminal probe into a hospital over providing gender-affirming care for trans youth.

Read in HuffPost: https://apple.news/AAi1dx4S6RmmPqXRPS4-9ug

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Discussion of “Ignore All Previous Instructions”

The Big Idea: Ada Hoffman

Posted on May 12, 2026    Posted by Athena Scalzi    

Snippet:

ADA HOFFMAN:

When I tell people the premise of Ignore All Previous Instructions, they often remark how it reminds them of real life these days. In Ignore, the characters live in a space colony on Callisto where a generative AI company owns everything – and where making art or telling stories, without the AI’s assistance, is strictly not allowed. (snip)

Another part of the novel, even closer to my heart and equally timely, was the problem of queer self-expression and book bans.

In 2023, I was at an early stage in therapy. I was just starting to think back, in ways I hadn’t allowed myself before, about how some of my experiences growing up had shaped me. This included a lot of things, many of them not germane to this post, but it also included the experience of growing up queer without understanding that that’s what it was. (snip-MORE, and it’s really good; go read it!)

Clay Jones

Spiked Election

Court overrules the people

Clay Jones

This cartoon was drawn for the Fredericksburg Advance.

Lately, it seems that Democrats cannot win, even when they win.

The Supreme Court has struck down the Voting Rights Act, ruling that race cannot be a factor in drawing congressional districts, which has now set off southern red states to redraw all their districts to guarantee that their entire congressional delegation will be lily white.

And Republicans, who hate fair elections anyway, have redrawn their congressional districts mid-decade in Texas, Missouri, North Carolina, and now in Florida, without putting it to a vote by the people, and can gain as many as 14 seats. But in Virginia, where the people did vote on it, four conservative justices have ruled it unconstitutional and thrown out the entire election. (snip-MORE)


Frickin’ Hegseth

MAGAts even make war weird.

Clay Jones

Last week, The Wall Street Journal reported about the possibility that Iran could be using “mine-carrying dolphins” to attack U.S. warships. Seriously.

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, who does not want to acknowledge any strength of the Iranian military, said at one of his He-Man press briefings last week after being asked about kamikaze dolphins, “I cannot confirm or deny whether we have kamikaze dolphins, but I can confirm they don’t.”

We cannot confirm or deny whether Hegseth was joking or if he was serious because Republicans do not have a sense of humor. An example to prove this would be Greg Gutfeld. (snip-MORE)


Space Bribe

Who won’t Donald Trump accept a bribe from?

Clay Jones

Donald Trump declassified 162 files and identified flying objects last week. And it landed with a thud.

The files, hosted on a defense department website, include dozens of testimonials from civilians, federal agents, diplomats, and astronauts who reported seeing UFOs. There are also new videos, but they are like the ones that we’ve seen over the past few decades, grainy, squiggly, and usually creating more questions than answers.

It’s almost like it doesn’t matter what they release, as skeptics will see it as proof that there’s nothing out there, while true believers will claim it’s proof that we are being visited, while also claiming that the government is still withholding information.

Personally, I do believe there is life out there, but I don’t believe we are being visited. I also believe that the government is withholding information. For example, they’re withholding information on the Epstein files. And regarding these UFO files, I think the government may be embarrassed by how little it knows. (snip-MORE)

Your Josh Day, Next Day!

Weekly Skews From The Liberal Redneck

A short video about how tired I have been and Ron’s car crash.

Best wishes for all and hugs for those that want them.   

Political cartoons / memes / and news I want to share. 5-12-2026

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Democrats vow to fight $1 billion Senate security proposal for White House ballroom (Associated Press)#Trump

TrumpWatch (@trumpwatch.skyfleet.blue) 2026-05-11T10:43:50.861Z

 

 

 

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‘Actually a Disease’: Trump Goes Off on TDS During Maternal Healthcare Event

Mediaite (@mediaite.com) 2026-05-11T16:01:11Z

 

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Hassett lies his ass off: "Almost all of the job creation that happened under President Biden was the employment of illegal aliens"

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-05-10T14:32:58.493Z

 

 

 

Hassett preemptively blames blue states for sluggish national GDP growth: "If we disappoint at all, it'll be because of, like, what happens to New York and California because of these misguided policies"

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-05-10T14:35:21.265Z

 

 

 

 

 

Republicans who denied 2020 election results could be governors next year http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202…

Timothy McBride (@mcbridetd.bsky.social) 2026-05-10T09:22:27.153Z

 

 

 

 

 

 

#medicare for all from Liberals Are Cool

 

 

 

People are already peddling ivermectin for Hantavirus. The same people had never heard of Hantavirus 3 days ago. We live in the dumbest possible timeline.

Angry (@angrystaffer.bsky.social) 2026-05-07T01:28:15.240Z

Everybody stay calm, the top virologists, medical research scientists, clinical researchers and clinical pharmacologists on Twitter have been working around the clock for two minutes and already discovered that Ivermectin cures the hantavirus.

Covie (@covie93.bsky.social) 2026-05-07T14:19:20.506Z

Right on cue. A new outbreak and immediate misinformation about “miracle cures.”Ivermectin is an antiparasitic drug, not a proven treatment for #hantavirus. Being an RNA virus does not mean ivermectin works against it.Promoting unsupported therapies during an outbreak causes real harm.

Krutika Kuppalli, MD FIDSA (@krutikakuppalli.bsky.social) 2026-05-07T10:59:14.860Z

 

Those who cheered ivermectin as a Covid-19 treatment are now making unsubstantiated claims about its use against hantavirus.

The Intercept (@theintercept.com) 2026-05-08T16:11:44.698Z

New vein of Maga Moron stupid discovered in Texas. Dr Mary Talley Bowden who was reprimanded for treating COVID-19 without permission in Texas,now says the Hantavirus can be treated with ivermectin and that she will be selling it to Texans only without prescriptions.www.rawstory.com/mary-bowden-…

Sylvaners (@sylvaners.bsky.social) 2026-05-07T22:22:14.307Z

 

Ivermectin is not a proven treatment for hantavirus. Read more: u.afp.com/SRou

AFP Fact Check (@factcheck.afp.com) 2026-05-08T21:17:46.206Z

RFK Jr: "In 1970, men had twice the sperm count as our teenagers do today"

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-05-11T15:38:29.578Z

 

 

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#SCOTUS from Liberals Are Cool

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This is not a photo from the civil rights era. This is Tennessee yesterday May 7, 2026.

This is the vision of America the GOP and Republicans want.

 

Was the Voting Rights Act created because Democrats established racist gerrymanders, as Rep. Byron Donalds said? No. The law targeted a range of discriminatory practices for voting such as literacy tests, poll taxes and violence.

PolitiFact (@politifact.bsky.social) 2026-05-10T16:06:00.717Z

 

 

 

 

 

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Tuesday we will head into the belly of the beast for an Oversight hearing in Palm Beach to hear from Epstein Survivors in FL. We won’t stop until there’s justice.

Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) (@repstansbury.bsky.social) 2026-05-08T00:34:07.809Z

 

 

Tuesday we will head into the belly of the beast for an Oversight hearing in Palm Beach to hear from Epstein Survivors in FL. We won’t stop until there’s justice.

Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) (@repstansbury.bsky.social) 2026-05-08T00:34:07.809Z

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Trump is really crashing out on social media today. Mother’s Day must be tough for him. His latest screed: “I have just read the response from Iran’s so-called ‘Representatives.’ I don’t like it — TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP”

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-05-10T20:14:11.590Z

 

 

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu tells 60 Minutes he wants Israel to eventually stop relying on U.S. military aid: “It's time that we weaned ourselves from the remaining military support.” 60Minutes.com

60 Minutes (@60minutes.bsky.social) 2026-05-10T18:53:40.420Z

BREAKING: antifa thugs erect obscenely suggestive Benjamin Netanyahu statue right next to the 15 foot tall Donald Trump statue, at his golf course at Trump National Doral in Florida.#DonaldTrump #GoldenStatue

Paulley Ticks (@tomadelsbach.bsky.social) 2026-05-10T17:50:09.518Z

Netanyahu hints at upcoming war on social media."I think there's been a concerted effort by several states to basically vilify Israel in the social, primarily in the social media … We've not fought back yet; so we'll have to do that."

Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein.bsky.social) 2026-05-11T00:34:08.648Z

 

 

Netanyahu Blames Social Media for Israel’s Crumbling Support in USA. As opposed to that slaughter and ethnic cleansing of both Christian and Muslim Palestinians and Lebanese. Netanyahu is making it clear Christian and Muslim lives do NOT matter! http://www.mediaite.com/media/news/n…

Dean Obeidallah (@deanobeidallah.bsky.social) 2026-05-11T00:43:19.876Z

 

Russia Has Lost More Than 350,000 Soldiers, New Estimate FindsNYT gift articleAbout half a million soldiers have died on Russian and Ukrainian sidesDoesn't include those who have died on the front this year and deaths of foreigners who have fought for RussiaWhile Trump sleepsbit.ly/4eVTckj

Frank D. Russo (@fdrtoday.bsky.social) 2026-05-09T18:34:49.068Z

 

Trump invites Elon Musk, Tim Cook, Larry Fink and other CEOs to join China trip for Xi summit

CNBC (@cnbc.com) 2026-05-11T15:57:44.966Z

 

 

 

 

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