Lard’s World Peace Tips

Sorted!

Well, I Hate It, But I Gotta Post It-

I love the comic strips. I really hate to share the subject, but it’s an apt comic, as Non Seq. always is apt.

https://www.gocomics.com/tomthedancingbug/2026/04/10


Toons ‘n’ Stuff

Bazookas For Bibi

Gazongas for goobers

Clay Jones Apr 09, 2026

A new report by The New York Times details how Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu persuaded Donald Trump into going to war with Iran. Details in the story show that Donald Trump was oversold on the idea. But Trump wasn’t just oversold; he wanted to be told what he wanted to hear, even if it was wrong.

There was deep skepticism from his inner circle about going to war, and despite polling his top advisers, he often only heard โ€œwhat he wanted to hear,โ€ and his team wound up serving as an echo chamber for his gut instincts.

According to story written byย Jonathan Swan and Maggie Haberman, JD Vance was the most vocal in his opposition to the United States going to war with Iran, while CIA Director Jim Ratcliffe, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, and Gen. Dan Caine, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, warned Trump that Netanyahu had โ€œoversoldโ€ him on what could be achieved by the bombing campaign. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, on the other hand, was gung-ho on going to war. (snip-MORE, and it’s hot)


No suffering on Hegseth’s part

Sec. of Defense Pete Hegseth’s war mongering just inflicts pain on others

Ann Telnaes


Trump Wins

Trump TACO’ed out again

Clay Jones

As predicted, Donald Trump tacoโ€™ed out again after threatening to commit genocide against the Iranian people.

Make no mistake about it, threatening to destroy an entire civilization is threatening genocide. Donald Trump was threatening to commit war crimes. (snip-MORE, also hot)




โ€œTrump officials cite white supremacists in bid to end birthright citizenshipโ€

Gross. (snip)


This Week’s “Lay Lines”

https://www.gocomics.com/lay-lines/2026/04/06

Happy April 1st To You, From Me

We’ve got a tornado watch with storms on their way, so I don’t know how active I’ll be online tonight. However, I want to finish off the day nicely, since nothing is happening right now. Enjoy! TTYL, or tomorrow. ๐Ÿ™‚

Lay Lines

https://www.gocomics.com/lay-lines/2026/03/30

Snips & Toons & The King

Trump’s rat

Senator Lindsey Graham is spotted enjoying Disney World

Ann Telnaes Mar 30, 2026

Trumpโ€™s war cheerleader chows down breakfast at Chef Mickeyโ€™s.


He was arrested while repainting Dallasโ€™ rainbow crosswalks. Heโ€™d do it all again

Before he was detained, Mason Whiteside, 25, said he spray-painted more than a dozen crosswalks.

By Jamie Landers

Mason Whiteside of Carrollton poses for a photo in front of the Oak Lawn United Methodist Church, Tuesday, March 24, 2026, in Dallas. Chitose Suzuki / Staff Photographer

It was already dark when Mason Whiteside finished his workday at a Deep Ellum brewery. By the time he was done cleaning and closing up, it was nearing midnight, but there was another job to do.

Whiteside, 25, called a Waymo to take him to Oak Lawn, where heโ€™d lugged a backpack full of chalk and spray paint: red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple.

โ€œDoes anyone want to color with me?โ€ Whiteside asked as people walked by.

No one stopped. He didnโ€™t need them to.

Over the course of three and a half hours, Whiteside alone repainted more than a dozen crosswalks, what he considered a vibrant act of defiance less than 24 hours after the city began stripping the roads of their color. Dallas is among several Texas cities complying with a state directive to remove โ€œpolitical ideologiesโ€ from public roadways.

โ€œI wasnโ€™t hurting anybody,โ€ Whiteside, who is queer, toldย The Dallas Morning Newsย Tuesday. โ€œI didnโ€™t damage anything. I literally just put back the same things that had been there.โ€ (snip-a bit MORE; click the title)


Idris and Sabrina Elba are on a mission to transform an entire West African islandย 

Off the coast of Sierra Leone, the actor and model are fighting against tourists traps with their own vision: a tropical โ€œeco-cityโ€ of the future.

Sherbro Island, a tropical outpost of farmers and fishermen nestled in the crook of Sierra Leoneโ€™s arcing Atlantic coastline, is about the size of Chicago, but its population of 40,000 wouldnโ€™t even fill Wrigley Field. Electrical power and wireless internet are scarce. Fishermen canโ€™t refrigerate their catches long enough to sell them on the mainland, and farmers often lack the expertise and equipment to harvest much more than they need to survive. But Sherbro Island has some enviable resources, including miles of unblemished beaches and lagoons, as well as an abundance of replenishable fresh water.

One other invaluable asset: the support of Golden Globeโ€“winning British actor Idris Elba and his wife, Canadian model Sabrina Elba. The couple see an opportunity there to marry ecological sustainability with economic growth in a way they hope can be a template for development projects across Africaโ€”and perhaps help rewrite a whole continentโ€™s narrative. Idrisโ€™s father is from Sierra Leone, Sabrinaโ€™s mother is from Somalia, and growing up, Sabrina says, โ€œthere were particular stigmas attached with being African.โ€ She remembers seeing ads that seemed to show abject people waiting for a handout. โ€œWe wanted to see Africa represented the way that we knew it to be,โ€ she says. โ€œWe wanted to change the storytelling.โ€

Her husbandโ€”known for the baritone potency he brings to prestige TV dramas like Luther and The Wire, along with films like last yearโ€™s critically acclaimed thriller A House of Dynamiteโ€”first heard about Sherbro Island years ago. A close family friend had tried to convince him it could become a world-class holiday destination. โ€œAt that juncture, I was just like, Oh, OK, that sounds interesting,โ€ says Idris, 53, who co-owns a wine bar in Londonโ€™s Kingโ€™s Cross neighborhood. โ€œLike, maybe Iโ€™ll build a nightclub, maybe build some tourism.โ€ He made a mental note to visit someday.

He got the opportunity in 2019, while he and Sabrina, now 37, were inย Sierra Leoneย touring small family farms as part of their ambassadorial roles with the International Fund for Agricultural Development (IFAD). It was during that trip, Idris says, that he had something of an epiphany. Heโ€™d been venturing into philanthropy as his celebrity grew: supporting childhood education and hunger-relief programs in Africa, as well as campaigning on behalf of at-risk youths in the United Kingdom (work for which he was recently knighted). But on that trip, the Elbas saw an opportunity to build something more enduring and meaningful than a fancy vacation spotโ€”and โ€œto reframe the conversation,โ€ Sabrina says, โ€œ[from] one of aid to one of investment.โ€ (snip-a little more on the page; click through on the title, please)


Wrong Island

Everyone’s talking about Kharg Island, but there’s another island we should not forget about.

Clay Jones


Enjoy Some Clay Jones This Morning!

Mr. Johnson No Johnson

Gonads are gone-gone

Clay Jones


Grifting With The Aliens

Those aliens are going to starve

Clay Jones


Toons And Stuff


School Bus Stranger Danger

Parents, do you know who your children are sitting next to?

Clay Jones


Trump celebrates Robert Mueller’s death

Melania, you must be very proud.

Ann Telnaes


The French General had it right

A French General told Drumpf to go EFF HIMSELF

Frosty McGillicuddy

The French general did the right thing

โ€œFuckez-you!โ€ he did happily sing

โ€œVous est a dicque

Et vous makez me sicque!

Mange a bite of my low-hanging thingue!โ€


โ€œThe only thing we really have to work at in this life is how to manifest love.โ€

George Harrison

How About Sunday Comics ‘n’ Stuff-


https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/fema-official-gragg-phillips-teleported-waffle-house-1235534828/


Gay of Hormuz

And this is why we need $200 billion and more marines

Clay Jones


https://nakedpastor.com/ (Good stuff there.)


More Forever Wars

Is this exactly what MAGA voted for?

Clay Jones



March comics from The Nib 

https://inthesetimes.com/article/homage-to-the-orphanage-chicago-political-comics-trump

From Mattie Lubchansky

https://www.patreon.com/posts/average-152414359



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An Homage to Chicagoโ€™s the Orphanage
Read the new comic by Bianca Xunise over at In These Times.

Frosty McGillicuddy’s Substack

Coward on the Loose!

Frosty McGillicuddy

A convicted five timey draft dodger

Tries to prove that heโ€™s not an old codger

โ€œIโ€™ll bomb olโ€™ Iran

Without any plan

And hoist own damn Jolly Roger!โ€

โ€œBut why do my MAGATTS desert me?

Oh man oh poor me oh they hurt me!

My mama donโ€™t love me

My daddy he shoved me

Whereโ€™s a casino? God help me!

Drumpfโ€™s mommy.


Obliterated

The only thing Trump has obliterated is America’s reputation

Ann Telnaes