Lay Lines

https://www.gocomics.com/lay-lines/2026/03/30

Snips & Toons & The King

Trump’s rat

Senator Lindsey Graham is spotted enjoying Disney World

Ann Telnaes Mar 30, 2026

Trump’s war cheerleader chows down breakfast at Chef Mickey’s.


He was arrested while repainting Dallas’ rainbow crosswalks. He’d do it all again

Before he was detained, Mason Whiteside, 25, said he spray-painted more than a dozen crosswalks.

By Jamie Landers

Mason Whiteside of Carrollton poses for a photo in front of the Oak Lawn United Methodist Church, Tuesday, March 24, 2026, in Dallas. Chitose Suzuki / Staff Photographer

It was already dark when Mason Whiteside finished his workday at a Deep Ellum brewery. By the time he was done cleaning and closing up, it was nearing midnight, but there was another job to do.

Whiteside, 25, called a Waymo to take him to Oak Lawn, where he’d lugged a backpack full of chalk and spray paint: red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple.

“Does anyone want to color with me?” Whiteside asked as people walked by.

No one stopped. He didn’t need them to.

Over the course of three and a half hours, Whiteside alone repainted more than a dozen crosswalks, what he considered a vibrant act of defiance less than 24 hours after the city began stripping the roads of their color. Dallas is among several Texas cities complying with a state directive to remove “political ideologies” from public roadways.

“I wasn’t hurting anybody,” Whiteside, who is queer, told The Dallas Morning News Tuesday. “I didn’t damage anything. I literally just put back the same things that had been there.” (snip-a bit MORE; click the title)


Idris and Sabrina Elba are on a mission to transform an entire West African island 

Off the coast of Sierra Leone, the actor and model are fighting against tourists traps with their own vision: a tropical “eco-city” of the future.

Sherbro Island, a tropical outpost of farmers and fishermen nestled in the crook of Sierra Leone’s arcing Atlantic coastline, is about the size of Chicago, but its population of 40,000 wouldn’t even fill Wrigley Field. Electrical power and wireless internet are scarce. Fishermen can’t refrigerate their catches long enough to sell them on the mainland, and farmers often lack the expertise and equipment to harvest much more than they need to survive. But Sherbro Island has some enviable resources, including miles of unblemished beaches and lagoons, as well as an abundance of replenishable fresh water.

One other invaluable asset: the support of Golden Globe–winning British actor Idris Elba and his wife, Canadian model Sabrina Elba. The couple see an opportunity there to marry ecological sustainability with economic growth in a way they hope can be a template for development projects across Africa—and perhaps help rewrite a whole continent’s narrative. Idris’s father is from Sierra Leone, Sabrina’s mother is from Somalia, and growing up, Sabrina says, “there were particular stigmas attached with being African.” She remembers seeing ads that seemed to show abject people waiting for a handout. “We wanted to see Africa represented the way that we knew it to be,” she says. “We wanted to change the storytelling.”

Her husband—known for the baritone potency he brings to prestige TV dramas like Luther and The Wire, along with films like last year’s critically acclaimed thriller A House of Dynamite—first heard about Sherbro Island years ago. A close family friend had tried to convince him it could become a world-class holiday destination. “At that juncture, I was just like, Oh, OK, that sounds interesting,” says Idris, 53, who co-owns a wine bar in London’s King’s Cross neighborhood. “Like, maybe I’ll build a nightclub, maybe build some tourism.” He made a mental note to visit someday.

He got the opportunity in 2019, while he and Sabrina, now 37, were in Sierra Leone touring small family farms as part of their ambassadorial roles with the International Fund for Agricultural Development (IFAD). It was during that trip, Idris says, that he had something of an epiphany. He’d been venturing into philanthropy as his celebrity grew: supporting childhood education and hunger-relief programs in Africa, as well as campaigning on behalf of at-risk youths in the United Kingdom (work for which he was recently knighted). But on that trip, the Elbas saw an opportunity to build something more enduring and meaningful than a fancy vacation spot—and “to reframe the conversation,” Sabrina says, “[from] one of aid to one of investment.” (snip-a little more on the page; click through on the title, please)


Wrong Island

Everyone’s talking about Kharg Island, but there’s another island we should not forget about.

Clay Jones


Enjoy Some Clay Jones This Morning!

Mr. Johnson No Johnson

Gonads are gone-gone

Clay Jones


Grifting With The Aliens

Those aliens are going to starve

Clay Jones


Toons And Stuff


School Bus Stranger Danger

Parents, do you know who your children are sitting next to?

Clay Jones


Trump celebrates Robert Mueller’s death

Melania, you must be very proud.

Ann Telnaes


The French General had it right

A French General told Drumpf to go EFF HIMSELF

Frosty McGillicuddy

The French general did the right thing

“Fuckez-you!” he did happily sing

“Vous est a dicque

Et vous makez me sicque!

Mange a bite of my low-hanging thingue!”


“The only thing we really have to work at in this life is how to manifest love.”

George Harrison

How About Sunday Comics ‘n’ Stuff-


https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/fema-official-gragg-phillips-teleported-waffle-house-1235534828/


Gay of Hormuz

And this is why we need $200 billion and more marines

Clay Jones


https://nakedpastor.com/ (Good stuff there.)


More Forever Wars

Is this exactly what MAGA voted for?

Clay Jones



March comics from The Nib 

https://inthesetimes.com/article/homage-to-the-orphanage-chicago-political-comics-trump

From Mattie Lubchansky

https://www.patreon.com/posts/average-152414359



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An Homage to Chicago’s the Orphanage
Read the new comic by Bianca Xunise over at In These Times.

Frosty McGillicuddy’s Substack

Coward on the Loose!

Frosty McGillicuddy

A convicted five timey draft dodger

Tries to prove that he’s not an old codger

“I’ll bomb ol’ Iran

Without any plan

And hoist own damn Jolly Roger!”

“But why do my MAGATTS desert me?

Oh man oh poor me oh they hurt me!

My mama don’t love me

My daddy he shoved me

Where’s a casino? God help me!

Drumpf’s mommy.


Obliterated

The only thing Trump has obliterated is America’s reputation

Ann Telnaes


You just grew up intolerant.

Political cartoons / memes / and news I want to share. 3-20-21

Image from Assigned Male

 

throwback thursday

Regular comic updates will be on Tuesdays and Fridays from now on and until further notice!

 

 

 

 

 

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#books from Book Quotes

 

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#equality from What Are You Really Afraid Of?

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#educate from What Are You Really Afraid Of?

 

 

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Someone should tattoo ‘E Pluribus Unum’ across his forehead.

Ogles is from Kentucky. They have a .4% Muslim population. Roughly 18,000 people.

This dickbag is trying to pick on a marginalized community because HE HAS NOTHING ELSE TO TALK ABOUT. He protects pedophiles and explodes the deficit. He delivered nothing to his constituents and will die a thousand cowardly deaths for enabling Dementia Donnie.

 

 

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#Theseus from What Are You Really Afraid Of?

 

 

 

I Did A Thing

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Culture

Josh Lieb Mar 18, 2026

Caption: SHAKESPEARE FOR KIDS. Child actors on stage in Elizabethan costume. One says: “The first thing we do, let’s eat all the ice cream.”

That’s relatable.

Ali Redford makes my day with this one two three seven:

I love the way she stages this — friends at a bar, from the back. That’s exactly where this conversation would take place. It doesn’t matter who’s saying it. And I think this might be the first time Ali has used color. I like it. Thanks, Ali!

Draw my comics. I’ll post them here.

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Oopsie!

https://www.gocomics.com/lay-lines/2026/03/16

Lay Lines, As Requested

https://www.gocomics.com/lay-lines/2026/03/09