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Sunday PRIDE: Roller Derby!

Roller derby was already queer-friendly. Then it got more inclusive.

Years before trans athletes in sports embroiled national politics, roller derby — the five-player high-contact sport with punk rock nicknames — tackled the question of who could play.

This story was originally reported by Kate Sosin of The 19th. Meet Kate and read more of their reporting on gender, politics and policy.

For Juniper Simonis, that night in 2012 replays like the start of a favorite movie. It’s a warm summer evening, and she’s speeding through Ithaca, New York, on her bike. The wind is in her hair — at least as much as it could be under a bike helmet. Mariee Siou, the American folk singer, is blasting through her headphones.

The moment is memorable because of the feelings of freedom and hope sparked by an email she has just received. It says that the Ithaca League of Women Rollers derby team voted to allow her to play.

“As somebody who played sports and was queer, but those were two very separate parts of my life, the promise and the opportunity … to integrate those was very hopeful for me.” 

Simonis is transgender. She had been voted on by an all-women’s team.

“Getting a message that was like, ‘You are welcome,’ was very, obviously, very uplifting.”  

A derby player looks off to the side with a serious face, flanked by other players in the foreground.
While Juniper Simonis fondly recalls the day she was accepted into an all-women’s roller derby team, she says there have also been challenges. (Alyson Works Photography)

Years before trans athletes in sports embroiled national politics, roller derby — the five-player high-contact sport with punk rock nicknames — tackled the question of inclusion. The policies and practices are often imperfect. Transgender women and men as well as athletes of color still face discrimination in the sport. But time and again, its athletes have opted to remain inclusive. 

Nicole Williams, known as Bonnie Thunders on the track, is widely considered to be the greatest derby skater of all time and often referred to as the “LeBron James” of the sport. She’s been skating for 20 years and has seen the sport evolve on trans issues.

She acknowledges that there was a time when she and other skaters knew less about trans women and what it might mean to skate with them, but the experience of actually playing with them changed minds over the years. She says a sport that excludes trans people just doesn’t make sense to her.

“When I see, ‘protect women’s spaces,’ that feels so repressive,” she said.  “I don’t want to discount that women’s spaces are important. They are, but I don’t really identify with that in the way that I used to.”

The history of derby

Roller derby traces its roots back to the 1930s, when sports promoter Leo Seltzer got the idea to hold a roller skating endurance race on a banked track. Even in its first iteration, roller derby was co-ed, according to the Smithsonian — though men made more money than women. 

That endurance race that Seltzer started gave rise to the contact sport we know today, according to derby veteran and Angel City League Derby Director Rachel “Rotten” Johnston.

“Over the course of these races, people start to run into each other. They get tired, they try to sabotage each other,” Johnston said. “And so that’s the thing that people started to get really into.” 

Derby evolved from the 1960s through the 1980s into a five-player sport and a highly produced televised spectacle. But it wouldn’t become nationally governed until the early aughts. As it evolved, it also became heavily centered on women, though the sport has some men’s teams. 

In 2001, a group of women in Austin, Texas, decided to give the sport organization and structure. Some believed it should be held on a banked track, like the early days. Others favored a flat track because it didn’t have to be specially built. But largely, they shared a common culture.

“There was definitely something really cool about a tough punk rock chick of that era. And, roller derby in its earliest form was as much about the bar fights and the black eyes as it was about the skating,” Johnston said. “It was, it was like, I get to wear this badass outfit that’s also kind of sexy. … It was post riot grrrl kind of coming into the 2000s, a direct rebuttal of the pop culture that was happening.”

Out with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. In with “Beyonslay,“ “Iron Maven” and “belle right hooks.” 

The question of inclusion

This freaky feminist counter-culture prided itself on skating outside the rules of femininity and gender norms. It was decidedly queer and queer-friendly, a sport that celebrated the strength of women and welcomed all kinds of bodies. Most sports had been made for men and adjusted to include women. Derby, however, had been dreamed into existence by women, and women ruled the track. 

Its popularity exploded. The sport went from a handful of skaters, shaky on their skates, to hundreds of teams operating under the Women’s Flat Track Derby Association (WFTDA) and the Roller Derby Coalition of Leagues (RDCL). The former swelled to over 400 leagues across six continents. The RDCL stayed smaller, with just eight teams.

At no point did the WFTDA ever actively ban trans athletes, but its early policies created some barriers and confusion for trans people looking to play. Williams notes that in the early aughts skaters wanted a safe space to compete away from men. 

“At the time, ‘cis’ wasn’t really even a term we were using,” Williams said. “And it was cis men that we didn’t want.”

Early WFTDA policy around trans participation generally mirrored that of the Olympics at the time: Transgender women were allowed to skate if they had undergone hormone replacement therapy for two years. 

But trans skaters said this was applied unevenly at best. Some teams allowed trans women to skate even if they hadn’t met the medical requirements. 

“The gender policy that we were working from was well-intentioned, but certainly not iron-clad,” Johnston said. 

In the 2010s some trans skaters started asking questions about the policy. 

One of them was Penelope Nederlander, known as Fifi Nomenon on the track. Nederlander decided to try out for the LA Derby Dolls in 2010. At the end of her tryout, she sat down with a mentor who was showing her the ropes.

“I was like, ‘I know it’s pretty obvious, but you know I’m trans, right?’” she asked. “She’s like, ‘Oh, I had no idea.’” 

The following day, the mentor pulled Nederlander aside. Did her driver’s license have an “F” on it for “female”? Yes, Nederlander said.

Cool. She was good to go.

“That was wild, that was unbelievable,” Nederlander said of the ease with which she was accepted.  

Everyone else in Nederlander’s life had to be taught her new name and pronouns and coached on how to talk about her. Derby gave her a community she belonged to as her authentic self.

“It was the first group of friends who I met who only knew me as Penny, and that was huge,” she said.

An open door

This policy of vague acceptance on a case-by-case basis, however, would not stand forever. Eventually players demanded a policy of full inclusion for trans skaters. In 2015, WFTDA updated its policy to say that anyone of a marginalized gender is welcome and encouraged to skate, regardless of how they look or their transition status.

This policy opened the door for people early in the transition. It also created space for athletes assigned female at birth who wanted to medically transition to remain part of the sport.

Among them was Drew Flowers, whose Derby name is OMG WTF. Flowers has been skating since 2008 and is nonbinary. 

“I identified so hard with this being a female sport, a woman’s only sport,” Flowers said. 

A lone roller derby player skates past an onlooking crowd.
Bonnie Thunders, who plays for Rose City, has been skating for 20 years and says she has seen the sport evolve on trans issues.
(Jase Sanders)

“I really kind of didn’t give the benefit of the doubt to my teammates, to my community, that they were going to be supportive of me.”

It was not only derby that was at stake for Flowers. They owned a skate shop with their partner, who happens to be Nicole Williams. Their livelihood depended on the community’s embrace. Williams assured Flowers it would be OK.

“It was definitely  a scary time, for sure,” they said. “I will say, the moment that I did decide, ‘I’m going to do this,’ I had reached a point in my life where I was like, ‘I have to do this.’”

Today, both skate for the Rose City Rollers Wheels of Justice. 

More work to be done

Of course, derby is far from ideal. Flowers, Simonis and Nederlander have all faced substantial challenges as trans people in the sport. 

Donita Green, known as Blaxyl Rose on the track, said that gender-diverse skaters regularly report facing harsher penalties from referees. It’s even more pronounced for Black skaters like Green, who plays for Angel City Derby in Los Angeles.

“I’ve seen firsthand how much worse some of these microaggressions and problems happen when you are a dark-skinned Black skater. … You add knowledge of trans identity, and it’s just it tends to be even worse,” Green said. “We talk often about skating while Black. It just happens.” 

Simonis said she has been assaulted by other players because she is transgender.

A way forward

But for all of its shortcomings, derby has at least attempted something most sports have not: It has prioritized inclusion above its perceived legitimacy.

That’s not because roller derby is not a serious sport. For several Olympic cycles, derby was on the consideration list for inclusion, but WFTDA skaters had reservations. For one, the Olympic Committee recognized USA Roller Sports as the official governing body, not WFTDA, even though WFTDA housed the lion’s share of teams and players. But more importantly, roller derby players were reluctant to engage in international games that parachuted into host countries and imposed strict gender rules on athletes. Eventually, they abandoned the idea.

Nederlander wants it to be OK for athletes to talk openly about how cisgender men and cisgender women might have different advantages or disadvantages in sports. 

It doesn’t have to mean transgender women aren’t women or don’t deserve safe places to play or that they represent a threat to their teammates. 

“I want to arrive at the same conclusion, but with honesty about it,” she said, adding that trans women should still get to compete even if some are taller than some cisgender women. “In roller derby, there doesn’t seem to be an important difference. We really don’t have any complaints about trans skaters. So that’s awesome. … And I think that that’s just a more honest, accepting way, and it keeps the other side from using that stuff against us.”

Many argue that including transgender women in sports would compromise fairness and safety. Johnston said that years of derby have proven otherwise. 

“I think that people who are concerned about people getting hurt are missing the fact that we’re playing a full contact sport. You’re going to get hurt no matter what,” she said. “You know, life isn’t fair, and sports most certainly are not fair.”

Sports PRIDE

Them Superlatives: Team Iron Transmasc Is Our “Dream Team”

For our Pride series, Olympic athlete Nikki Hiltz honors Schuyler Bailar, Chella Man, and Cal Calamia.

By Them

Courtesy of the subjects

Them Superlatives are awards for our favorite people made up by our favorite people.

To honor Team Iron Transmasc — composed of Schuyler Bailar, Chella Man, and Cal Calamia — with the title of “Dream Team,” we asked nonbinary Olympic runner Nikki Hiltz to write a tribute to their achievement.

In March, the trio took third place at the 2026 Athletic Brewing Ironman 70.3 Oceanside competition, beating over 200 other teams.

Read Hiltz’s letter to the team below:

Schuyler, Chella, and Cal,

Congratulations on your podium finish at one of the toughest endurance events in the world! An Ironman podium is no joke. Beyond the months of training, sacrifice, and trust in your fellow teammates, a performance like that requires so much heart and grit. And it’s no surprise to me that you three embody those qualities so well.

Team Iron Transmasc represents so much to so many. Sometimes in sports, believing you can do something is supported by seeing someone else do it first. And when that someone looks like you, shares the same identity, pronouns, hairstyle, or top surgery scars, it can ignite a hope and fire to believe in yourself, and chase your dreams like never before.

As a nonbinary and endurance athlete myself, it was very special to see three out and proud transmasculine athletes execute a fantastic team effort and earn a podium performance together.

Thank you for your visibility and representation, and for inspiring me and so many others to believe that there’s a place for transmasculine people on podiums in endurance sports and beyond. — Nikki Hiltz


A Transmasc Ironman Trio Won Third Place in a Relay, Beating Over 200 Other Teams

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By Mathew Rodriguez


Courtesy of Keeley Parenteau

Congratulations are in order for Team Iron Transmasc, who won third place at the 2026 Athletic Brewing Ironman 70.3 Oceanside competition.

On Saturday, March 28, Team Iron Transmasc nabbed the third place spot in an ironman competition, a team sport that includes swimming, bike riding, and running. The team included champion trans swimmer Schuyler Bailar, deaf nonbinary cyclist Chella Man, and trans nonbinary marathoner Cal Calamia.

In an Instagram post celebrating their win, the trio wrote that they wanted to compete “without losing our love of the sport and synchronizing as friends.”

They continued, “In a world that is increasingly hostile toward trans people with an undue emphasis on athletics, we came together to showcase trans excellence, trans collaboration, and trans joy.”

The trio said they competed “for every person disenfranchised by transphobia, white supremacy, ableism, colonialism. For Palestinians, Iranians, Sudanese, Congolese. For every human’s right to exist exactly as we are, everywhere we are.”

The trio bested over 200 other teams to win their third place victory, per Out.

As part of the caption, the champions also pointed out that their victory took place just a few days after the IOC banned trans women from competition in female events.

“Sports are a human right of which so many people are deprived,” they wrote.

Bailar spoke further about trans participation in sports in an interview with Out given prior to the trio’s victory.

“One of the reasons that the recent IOC decision is so devastating is because it sends a message that sports are going to lead through discrimination, as opposed to being on a progressive way of moving humanity forwards, which is what they should be doing,” Bailar said.

Calamia told Out that the trio “kind of crushed it.” The running portion of the race was the third leg of the competition. Calamia said that, in their final moments, they passed a runner to nab a podium spot.

“There was a runner that was also competing in the relay that I passed at the very, very end of the whole thing, within the last 10 meters,” they said. “I had to close the deal. There was no part of me that would quit. And we got that spot on the men’s podium! It was amazing!”

Each competitor included a visual signifier of their trans identity on their uniform, Calamia mentioned. They had a trans flag on their running shorts, Schuyler had trans-colored goggles and Chella had a sign that said “bodies are not bans.”

Calamia said the trio have their eyes on future competitions, as well. “We’re already talking about what we’re going to do next,” they said. “We want to scale this up and get more trans athletes doing relays like this. We’re just excited to keep inspiring people and providing a counterweight to the other conversations about trans athletes.”

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Open Windows, Clay Jones

Don’t Cry For Me, MAGAtina

Trump’s name has been removed from the Kennedy Center… we think

Clay Jones

As MAGAts roam about Washington, DC today amidst all the hoopla for Donald Trump’s huge, giant UFC birthday party tomorrow, which he is using to desecrate the White House South lawn, his name has been removed from the Kennedy Center, thus making the city look a little less like Pyongyang.

Trump has been on a warpath to put his face and name all over Washington, DC. Banners hang in front of federal agencies, bearing his face as though he were Chairman Mao. One of the landmarks he was insistent upon desecrating is the Kennedy Center. (snip-MORE)


The fight America wants to see

A KO to end Trump’s political career

Ann Telnaes


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Courtside Celebrities

Did you suffer from courtside celebrity overload while watching the New York Knicks during the NBA finals?

Clay Jones

There have always been celebrities courtside during basketball games for the Los Angeles Lakers and the New York Knicks. For other teams, like the Oklahoma City Thunder, not so much. New York and Los Angeles are homes to thousands of celebrities. No matter the sport, you’re going to see some celebrities. And the bigger the game, the more celebrities we will see. And when the New York Knicks hosted their first NBA finals since 1999 this week, there were dozens of celebrities in attendance.

Just off the top of my head, we saw Larry David, Jerry, Seinfeld, Tracy Morgan, Ben Stiller, Taylor Swift, and of course, Spike Lee, who I believe is at every Knicks game, whether it’s important or not. Of course, some celebrities care more about being seen than they actually care about the game, and they end up falling asleep, like Donald Trump did last Tuesday night. Apparently, we traded Trump for Taylor Swift for Thursday’s game, which most would say is an upgrade. (snip-MORE)

Political cartoons / memes / and news I want to share. 6-13-2026

 

 

 

 

#Pulse from Planned Parenthood

 

 

 

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Some days living with soap allergic skin that makes me itch I often feel this way.  Hugs

 

 

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The progressive comic about Trump's faked assassination.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Al Goodwyn for 6/11/2026

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Your Saturday Bird Post

One Bird’s Biography

Sparky the Baltimore Oriole. Photo by Melissa Groo.

One early May, I watched a pair of Baltimore Orioles courting in my backyard. Before long, the female was weaving an intricate nest in the sugar maple outside my bedroom window. Three weeks later, the begging calls of chicks emanated from within.

As a self-professed “wildlife biographer,” I sought to photograph every stage of their story. I learned each oriole’s unique traits: the father’s dulcet chirrups as he patrolled his territory and the specific flight paths he took to the nest, the mother’s burnt-orange plumage as she moved surreptitiously through the trees, and her cryptic, leaf-like flutter down to the jelly feeder. I marveled at their tireless vigilance against marauding Blue Jays and squirrels and the dozens of daily forays they made to find insects for their nestlings.

One day, hearing a great ruckus, I rushed outside to find the parents flitting about a chick on the ground. She was injured and squawking piteously, likely captured by a predator and then released in the ensuing fray.

I scooped her up, pleading uselessly with the parents for forgiveness, and raced her to Cornell University’s wildlife hospital, not far from my home. She’d suffered puncture wounds and a ruptured air sac. After a stint in the hospital and then with a rehabilitator, she was transferred to me (a subpermittee under a wildlife rehabilitator’s license) in hopes of a release. But first, we needed to prove she could fly.

I named this tiny, spunky bird Sparky. (snip-MORE)


Pigeon Guillemot

Cepphus columba

Also Known As

  • Surf Pigeon
  • Курильский чистик / Kuril’skiy chistik (Russian)

About

The Pigeon Guillemot is an attractive member of the auk family, a group of marine birds that also includes the puffins, murres, and auklets. The auks are largely known to forage on the open ocean, with some species diving to extraordinary depths for their food. The Pigeon Guillemot, however, forages in shallow waters near the shore and doesn’t usually dive deeper than about 100 feet. Nonetheless, they are graceful divers, “flying” underwater, their partially opened wings helping them maneuver and propelling them along. Like other auks, they use their feet as rudders.

Pigeon Guillemots are particularly fond of small fish and crustaceans, which they chase out from under rocks on the sea floor. But foraging among the nooks and crannies is not without its risks — the Pigeon Guillemot itself is food for other marine life, including the giant Pacific octopus!

Nesting colonies can be quite large, especially on small offshore islands with few predators. And Pigeon Guillemots dress quite elegantly for the occasion: During the breeding season, males and females sport velvety black plumage with a broad, white, vaguely V-shaped wing patch, all set off by their flashy, bright red feet. After the breeding season concludes, however, these birds molt to a mostly white and ashy black-and-gray plumage. (snip-MORE)


From friends of Playtime, Bee and Sherky:


PRIDE, Peace, Joy, Love, Understanding





To nights supper and an apology.

Yesterday I had a relapse after nearly a week of feeling very energetic compared to lately.  Last night I went to bed early.  I had started an email to MDavis who sent me a beautiful, encouraging email and it has been three weeks but I was just feeling up to replying to them.  But today I had my yearly eye appointment with the same eye doctor who referred me to the eye surgery center for needed cataract surgery.  If anyone needs reminding that was a year ago when I was on the gurney with IVs in and eyes medicated but as they were about to take me into surgery the anesthesiologist stopped everyone to ask me questions.   She went over my medical list with me and then sadly said I take more heavy pain medications daily than she could give me during the operation.  That  would mean that I would have to have eye surgery without any sedation.  When I told her I was sensitive to anything near my eyes she told everyone to pause and she went to talk to the surgeon.  They agreed that I would need to go to a much larger surgery center that could put me under enough anesthesia that would knock me totally out.   

So today I saw the same eye doctor at a much bigger facility they had joined.  Long story short after the exam the doctor told me the bad news.  My current vision is far beyond what glasses could help with.  She was emphatic in saying I must get my cataract surgery done as soon as possible.  She went over everything with me and detailed why she couldn’t give me a prescription for glasses that would make it so I could see the computer, the phones, the Ipad, and see well enough to drive better.  At this point my vision is so bad they couldn’t even make the letters smaller than the largest ones they wanted me to read clear.  

She wanted to know why I had not followed up with their surgery center’s referral to the larger university run on in Naples as I was referred to.  I explained to her the horrifically emotional and financially draining year we had had.  She listened and when I explained Ron and I had decided his eyes needed to be done before mine as he has a torn lens and eye inflammation issues, she understood and agreed to take him on as a patient.  But she kept pushing for me to get my eyes done in the next 6 months.  She said she would send the referral, which was good for 6 months and it normally took that long to get set up with the facility and have the necessary visits.  She added that if in the 6th months I was not financially ready to do it the surgery center in Naples would extend my time to have it done.  But she again pushed that I did not have a lot of time to wait with my diminished vision.  She asked how I did my daily stuff and I explained to her I have my large desktop monitors set to 250 and that my browser is set to 110% which I take up to 130 some days.  I also showed her my two over the counter readers I have which one is 150 and the other is 175, which I use for my phone, tablet, and the computer monitors.  

I explained all this to Ron as we drove home.  He agreed to get an appointment with her to start his eye surgery but the closest appointment he could get was in August.  At which point he got upset with me and said we would have to move forward with my eye surgery even before his.   He went on at length about how he had noticed how I was struggling on the computers and with things I was trying to do.  He mentioned the lighted magnifying glasses I keep around to help me read stuff.  He mentioned how now I was having to have him read everything that came in mail and instructions to me.  He reminded me that when he asked me to help him set up his sister’s new electronic entry system on the house she just bought I had to have him do the actions as I explained it to him as I couldn’t see the key pad clearly enough even with a bright light on them.  Then he dropped the mother of all bomb shells on me which made me give in.   He wondered with my vision so bad how I well I was seeing to drive.  He was getting more and more upset.  As I don’t think he is a good driver and I think I am a far better driver I gave in.   So …

I said I would make supper.  I got my very tall adjustable stool out and offered to make fried eggs, fried potatoes, fried bacon, and fresh ham steak I cooked in a large frying pan of water.  All with a side of two slices of toast.  Ron loved the idea which stopped him from harassing me about my eyes.  I do love to cook and it was emotionally satisfying for me.  I was unable to eat much of mine but I did eat the potatoes along with all the ham I took, a strip of bacon and half a piece of toast.  But Ron ate most of what I couldn’t which is why he blames me for his current weight.  Picture below.   Hugs

Especially For Scottie, Because He

Nancy Mace Is The Riley Gaines Of Swimming Toward The South Carolina Governor’s Mansion!

Doktor Zoom

In the latest round of primary elections, voters in four states chose candidates for the November general elections, and something something national consequences, something something Donald Trump’s continued clammy grip on the Republican Party, yadda yadda. Primaries were held Tuesday in Maine, South Carolina, Nevada, and North Dakota. And in California, vote counting in last week’s primary for governor was complete enough that Republican Steve Hilton, a former Fox News host, secured the second spot in the at-large gubernatorial primary, so it’ll be him and Democrat Xavier Becerra facing each other in November. Funny how Democrats somehow only frauded up the LA mayor’s race, while the very same vote count process put Hilton on the ballot.

One might even think the cries of fraud were complete bullshit!

South Carolina: Nancy Mace Out, Lindsey Graham Persists Like A Bad Odor

In the Palmetto State, Rep. James Clyburn (D) easily won his primary and is likely to hold the seat, for an 18th term in the House. Clyburn benefited from the Republican-dominated state Lege’s decision to not join the rest of the former Confederacy in redrawing every last majority-Black congressional district out of existence this year.

But before you get carried away and accuse South Carolina Republicans of having a fit of decency or ethics, several top Goopers in the Lege said last month they opposed redistricting because early voting was already underway for this very primary. Still, that’s better than Louisiana, slightly, in the voting rights race to the bottom. For this year.

The really big outcome from South Carolina was that Rep. Nancy Mace, of the House Republican Batshit Awful Caucus, finished fifth — dead last — in the state’s gubernatorial primary. After this year, she’s both out of Congress and maybe even out of elected office forever, though here we note that the evil baddies in slasher flicks never seem to stay dead, either.

True to hateful bigoted form, Mace was an asshole right up to the final days of the primary, pandering to xenophobes by introducing a constitutional amendment that would ban naturalized citizens from serving in Congress, serving as federal judges, or serving in any position requiring Senate confirmation. She insisted that three of her Democratic colleagues in the House — Reps. Ilhan Omar (Minnesota), Shri Thanedar (Michigan), and Pramila Jayapal (Washington) — are “all making clear every single day their loyalty is not to America.” Jesus, what a vile person.

While campaigning in Greenville County earlier this month, Mace screeched, “I didn’t come out of a slum in India. I am born and made here in America.” Gosh, we sure feel bad about Trump turning against her after she called for releasing the Epstein Files.

Trump’s endorsed GOP candidate in the governor’s primary, Lt. Gov. Pamela “not Nancy Mace” Evette, wasn’t able to get enough votes to secure the nomination outright, and will go up against state Attorney General Alan Wilson in a runoff on June 23. Mace endorsed Wilson, probably out of spite, although last year she had attacked Wilson, baselessly claiming he was protecting defendants accused of child sex abuse.

Always being very mature, after Trump endorsed Evette, Mace immediately went to Twitter and Facebook to lie about it in an attempt to gaslight voters.

“Pamela Evette is NOT ENDORSED by DONALD TRUMP,” Mace wrote, incorrectly. “Do not believe her LIES.” Mace posted an AI-generated image of herself posing with Trump.

Peanuts cartoon of Lucy sitting in front of a big TV; her original speech bubble has been replaced so she's saying 'Christ, what an asshole.'

Oh, and speaking of assholes, Lindsey Graham easily fended off a primary challenge from self-funded business guy Mark Lynch, clearing the 50-percent threshold to avoid a runoff with 56 percent of the primary vote. Trump had unironically warned that it’d be a “DISASTER for the Republican Party” if Lynch won, which, hmmm, sounds vaguely familiar to something we heard a decade ago … what was that?

Screenshot of May 3, 2016 tweet by Lindsey Graham: 'If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it'

Oh yeah, that.

In the Democratic primary for Senate, Dr. Annie Andrews, who we like a hell of a lot, won the chance to run a long-shot bid against Graham. It’s a weird year, but probably not weird enough to dislodge Graham from the seat he’s clinging to like a goddamn candiru fish.